Comments | medicalofficer: 016; [Audio]

medicalofficer

016; [Audio]

Jul 04, 2010 15:24

BZZZZZZZZZZ-

Hmm. I suppose there is some cryptic purpose behind these? They are rather... obnoxious, to say the least.

Regardless - Xanth, I was wondering if you might have a moment?

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heavyweaponsbot July 4 2010, 19:32:41 UTC

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Stop that. Right now.

medicalofficer July 4 2010, 20:52:47 UTC

You may have noticed that I did stop, Ironhide. I was simply testing it.

heavyweaponsbot July 4 2010, 20:54:35 UTC

... Maybe I just wanted to make sure you were not about to repeat the performance.

medicalofficer July 4 2010, 20:55:39 UTC

My curiosity has yet to overwhelm the sensitivity of my audios, fortunately.

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brittlenerves July 5 2010, 04:27:39 UTC

[Bzzz bzzz bzzzzz. Xanth's vuvuzela has been ignored and now resides on the shelf next to his sparkly Saint Patrick's hat.]

Oh-- s-sure, uh, what-- what do you need?

medicalofficer July 6 2010, 07:00:43 UTC

I do not mean to pry, but Ironhide informs me that you are incapable of reading.

I wondered if I might lend my expertise in the matter, and aid you in learning?

brittlenerves July 6 2010, 07:05:29 UTC

Th-that's right, yeah. But, uhm, I--I don't know if you could teach me b-because, my, uh... my language is-- it's not l-like any on Earth. I, uh, I think. I mean I--I don't know for sure.

medicalofficer July 6 2010, 07:08:33 UTC

Hmm. There is a library on board, correct?

Would you be able to recognize your native language, if you saw it?

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