I'm on the bandwagon like neon is on Ratchet's aft. (and Ironhide too)
THE TMI MEME
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Ratchet
Age: Dirt is young by comparison. Damn whippersnappers. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say several millennia.
Birthdate: The dawn of time. I have no idea, Cybertronians don't record dates like that.
Sign: A label that says "Keep back 50ft" on his aft.
Height: 20'-1"
Weight: 3.4 Metric Tons
Scars: He has very few visible scars. Being a medic, he's fairly good at taking care of the problems, and his armor has a special chameleon mesh coating, which disguises any noticeable injuries.
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: When he is in his human form, his vehicle decals appear as tattoos. Most notably, he has Fire Department print and an Autobrand on his lower back, Search and Rescue on his inner forearm and two stripes on the other side, and pulse lines on his throat and his left temple. (He has a lot of decals.)
Other bodily markings: Aside from a lot of decals?
Build: As a robot, he's fairly... average. He has broad hips due to the configuration of his tires, and a solid core due to the extra systems he has stored for medical purposes. As a human, he's fairly lean - Not quite scrawny, but not a whole lot of bulk to him either.
Occupation: Chief Medical Officer.
Drinking? Occasionally.
Smoking? No.
Other daily habits: Ratchet records everything. He has multiple types of internal scanners, which he keeps running at varying levels at all times. He likes to keep data on all situations, and is capable of catching even the most subtle changes.
Aside from that, science in some form has become a part of his routine, from taking samples, to reading data files, to doing experiments. He may have been forced to take on a new function due to the war, but he certainly hasn't forgotten his roots as a researcher.
Hair: What hair? As a human, he has stark white hair which tends to do its own thing. He doesn't know much about its upkeep, so it usually looks a little scruffy. The red pulse on his temple mysteriously continues on his hair.
Clothes: In all honesty, he doesn't really care much. He likes colour, particularly his own colours - He favours a uniform that's designed similar to his robot appearance, but so long as he thinks it looks presentable (fashion be damned) he will wear it. Strangely, he does have some knowledge of human clothing trends thanks to his readings, and will try to keep it current, even if a little mismatched colour-wise.
Scent: Uh. Motor oil? As a human, he smells very clean and has that distinctive doctor's office scent.
Other notable physical details: He transforms into a Hummer H2 and is eye-searingly neon.
Canon powers: He's a giant alien robot who can transform into a vehicle. I think that's enough powers.
Spoken language(s): Cybertronian, primarily. He is capable of learning any spoken or written language, however. He is already versed in every recorded Earth language, as well as languages from forty-two other planets.
Voice: You would not believe how hard it is to find a clip of him speaking. ;-;
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: Robot does not have penis. :< However, he is fairly... err... proportionate in his human form.
Size preference: He doesn't have a preference really, as again, this is irrelevant to giant robots.
Orientation: Robotsexual. Cybertronians do not have genders in the human sense.
Best sexual experience: The first time he and Ironhide were together in their natural forms. Their human experiences could be attributed to the unfamiliar hormones, possibly even the Captain's influence on the situation if he were truly paranoid. Something about being together while robots just made Ratchet feel assured in its realism - One of those 'this is really happening' sort of moments.
Worst sexual experience: ... Their second time in human form. Ratchet had read up on the benefits of saliva as lubricant, and didn't think to tell Ironhide beforehand of his plan. He had a fairly sizeable lump on his head from where he smacked it against the wall.
Top or bottom? To be quite honest, Ratchet doesn't mind either way. He's perfectly capable of taking control of a situation, but he has no problem with following another's lead. Physically, again, he is quite flexible in that regard. He's not the heaviest 'bot, but he's certainly not the lightest either. Whatever is most comfortable for both involved.
Favorite position? Ratchet is very... experimental. He enjoys trying new things, and doesn't really have a favourite.
Underwear: He's a giant robot. For some reason, as a human, I imagine he'd have boxers with yellow frogs on them. Only not really.
Number one fantasy: Ratchet comes up with a new one every week. He is constantly learning in all subject areas, and has more than once come up with some strange new scenario that he attempts to reconstruct in his processor. It's probably better not to go into detail.
Sensitive areas: His hips, his front grill, and the lighting frames in his shoulders. As a human, his various markings and his neck/throat. Oh, and his ears.
No-no places/triggers: He doesn't like people playing with his welding equipment. It's just uncomfortable, and potentially dangerous.
Favorite place to have sex: The day that Ratchet stops discovering new and fascinating locations is the day Ratchet will choose a favourite. As of yet, this day has not come.
Something they want to try but haven't before: This is a very long list - Eighty percent of which will probably never happen. Someone should ban him from the internet.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? He sleeps as a giant robot. But as a human, he has a pair of particularly comfy flannel pyjamas he discovered on the luggage deck. Whether or not he realizes they are pyjamas remains to be seen.
Special talents: He's quite good with his hands, given his extensive knowledge of anatomy. It makes him more capable of finding sensitive areas and exploiting them. 'Doctor's touch' and all.
He also has the peculiar ability to make almost anything sound unsexy, thanks to his sciencespeak.
Masturbation: If anyone were capable of discovering the robot method of masturbation, it would be Ratchet. Fortunately for this world and every other, he has yet to attempt to figure it out.
Toys? If you mean various accessories that he's learned about, he wouldn't be opposed to trying. He hasn't at present, but he does enjoy the effects of electronic devices when dropped in water.
Turn-ons: Large cannons and tramp stamps.
What was their first time like? Ratchet is as old as dirt. He doesn't really remember much of his first time - Only that it was well before the war with a long-time partner. It was fairly tame and nothing really memorable.
After-sex habits: He likes to relax, maybe snuggle a bit. And talk. Because Ratchet never stops talking.
Anything else? If you're really good, you'll know it - It will set off his sirens. :|
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Ratchet
Age: Dirt is young by comparison. Damn whippersnappers. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say several millennia.
Birthdate: The dawn of time. I have no idea, Cybertronians don't record dates like that.
Sign: A label that says "Keep back 50ft" on his aft.
Height: 20'-1"
Weight: 3.4 Metric Tons
Scars: He has very few visible scars. Being a medic, he's fairly good at taking care of the problems, and his armor has a special chameleon mesh coating, which disguises any noticeable injuries.
Piercings: None.
Tattoos: When he is in his human form, his vehicle decals appear as tattoos. Most notably, he has Fire Department print and an Autobrand on his lower back, Search and Rescue on his inner forearm and two stripes on the other side, and pulse lines on his throat and his left temple. (He has a lot of decals.)
Other bodily markings: Aside from a lot of decals?
Build: As a robot, he's fairly... average. He has broad hips due to the configuration of his tires, and a solid core due to the extra systems he has stored for medical purposes. As a human, he's fairly lean - Not quite scrawny, but not a whole lot of bulk to him either.
Occupation: Chief Medical Officer.
Drinking? Occasionally.
Smoking? No.
Other daily habits: Ratchet records everything. He has multiple types of internal scanners, which he keeps running at varying levels at all times. He likes to keep data on all situations, and is capable of catching even the most subtle changes.
Aside from that, science in some form has become a part of his routine, from taking samples, to reading data files, to doing experiments. He may have been forced to take on a new function due to the war, but he certainly hasn't forgotten his roots as a researcher.
Hair: What hair? As a human, he has stark white hair which tends to do its own thing. He doesn't know much about its upkeep, so it usually looks a little scruffy. The red pulse on his temple mysteriously continues on his hair.
Clothes: In all honesty, he doesn't really care much. He likes colour, particularly his own colours - He favours a uniform that's designed similar to his robot appearance, but so long as he thinks it looks presentable (fashion be damned) he will wear it. Strangely, he does have some knowledge of human clothing trends thanks to his readings, and will try to keep it current, even if a little mismatched colour-wise.
Scent: Uh. Motor oil? As a human, he smells very clean and has that distinctive doctor's office scent.
Other notable physical details: He transforms into a Hummer H2 and is eye-searingly neon.
Canon powers: He's a giant alien robot who can transform into a vehicle. I think that's enough powers.
Spoken language(s): Cybertronian, primarily. He is capable of learning any spoken or written language, however. He is already versed in every recorded Earth language, as well as languages from forty-two other planets.
Voice: You would not believe how hard it is to find a clip of him speaking. ;-;
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: Robot does not have penis. :< However, he is fairly... err... proportionate in his human form.
Size preference: He doesn't have a preference really, as again, this is irrelevant to giant robots.
Orientation: Robotsexual. Cybertronians do not have genders in the human sense.
Best sexual experience: The first time he and Ironhide were together in their natural forms. Their human experiences could be attributed to the unfamiliar hormones, possibly even the Captain's influence on the situation if he were truly paranoid. Something about being together while robots just made Ratchet feel assured in its realism - One of those 'this is really happening' sort of moments.
Worst sexual experience: ... Their second time in human form. Ratchet had read up on the benefits of saliva as lubricant, and didn't think to tell Ironhide beforehand of his plan. He had a fairly sizeable lump on his head from where he smacked it against the wall.
Top or bottom? To be quite honest, Ratchet doesn't mind either way. He's perfectly capable of taking control of a situation, but he has no problem with following another's lead. Physically, again, he is quite flexible in that regard. He's not the heaviest 'bot, but he's certainly not the lightest either. Whatever is most comfortable for both involved.
Favorite position? Ratchet is very... experimental. He enjoys trying new things, and doesn't really have a favourite.
Underwear: He's a giant robot. For some reason, as a human, I imagine he'd have boxers with yellow frogs on them. Only not really.
Number one fantasy: Ratchet comes up with a new one every week. He is constantly learning in all subject areas, and has more than once come up with some strange new scenario that he attempts to reconstruct in his processor. It's probably better not to go into detail.
Sensitive areas: His hips, his front grill, and the lighting frames in his shoulders. As a human, his various markings and his neck/throat. Oh, and his ears.
No-no places/triggers: He doesn't like people playing with his welding equipment. It's just uncomfortable, and potentially dangerous.
Favorite place to have sex: The day that Ratchet stops discovering new and fascinating locations is the day Ratchet will choose a favourite. As of yet, this day has not come.
Something they want to try but haven't before: This is a very long list - Eighty percent of which will probably never happen. Someone should ban him from the internet.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? He sleeps as a giant robot. But as a human, he has a pair of particularly comfy flannel pyjamas he discovered on the luggage deck. Whether or not he realizes they are pyjamas remains to be seen.
Special talents: He's quite good with his hands, given his extensive knowledge of anatomy. It makes him more capable of finding sensitive areas and exploiting them. 'Doctor's touch' and all.
He also has the peculiar ability to make almost anything sound unsexy, thanks to his sciencespeak.
Masturbation: If anyone were capable of discovering the robot method of masturbation, it would be Ratchet. Fortunately for this world and every other, he has yet to attempt to figure it out.
Toys? If you mean various accessories that he's learned about, he wouldn't be opposed to trying. He hasn't at present, but he does enjoy the effects of electronic devices when dropped in water.
Turn-ons: Large cannons and tramp stamps.
What was their first time like? Ratchet is as old as dirt. He doesn't really remember much of his first time - Only that it was well before the war with a long-time partner. It was fairly tame and nothing really memorable.
After-sex habits: He likes to relax, maybe snuggle a bit. And talk. Because Ratchet never stops talking.
Anything else? If you're really good, you'll know it - It will set off his sirens. :|