This is in the best of Craig's List, and I thought it was too funny:  DC's Driving Guide.  While I was reading it, I thought I was going to die laughing.  This one was also in the best of Craig's List, and I couldn't stop laughing at it either:  How Many Lesbians Does it Take...

I found this in one of my communities and thought it was cute.  It's like Dr. Seuss with a twist :o)

( How the Grinch Stole Gay Marraige )

This was posted in the Lesbian community I joined.  I think this is how a lot of GLBT people in America are feeling right now.  Thanks a lot G.W. "Monkey Boy" Bush.  You suck..............HARD!!!!

"Letter to America"

Today was the second day in a row that i got into the shower, and was scared witless by a huge, GINORMOUS spider, which in my hysterics i named Frankenspider.  It wasn't enough that i had Stacy kill one for me yesterday, but another one decided to make my bathroom it's home today, and if I didn't know that the first Frankenspider was definately ( Read more... )

This is a relatively recent pic of  me for those of you who are interested.  This was taken a month or two ago at the opening night of one of the shows at my work. aren't i cute?

( It's me! )

This is a short story i wrote a month or two ago. i wanted to post it when i wrote it but i didn't know how to use an lj cut. After exploring this site a little better (yes i'm slow), i've finally figured out how to use a cut so here is my story. read it, don't read it, comment or don't, i like it and thought i'd share it. comments and/or ( Read more... )

i finally got two days off in a row from work. this hasn't happened for at least a month in a half if not longer. what did i do with all my spare time you ask? well, yesterday i woke up at like 9:30 and fucked around the house for a few hours, put the rent check in the mail, and finally got up enough courage to go to a ballet class at the studio ( Read more... )

It's been a bittersweet couple of days for me.  sweet because i finally got my plane tickets to go home for christmas.  bitter because when i called my parents to let them know i got the tickets my mom told me they had to put one of my cats down.  he was old and sick, but it still broke my heart.  i was hoping that he would make it to christmas so ( Read more... )

this were slow at work so i thought i'd check out grouphug since i haven't done that in a while and this one made me laught my ass off:

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Once in 8th grade Computer Literacy class I switched monitor cables with this kid who was not to bright a couple of computers down from me.

He came in and turned on his computer.

I typed, "Brett. This ( Read more... )

it's like 12:30am and i'm still awake.  why, you ask?  i have no idea.  usually i'm asleep around 11:30 or at least i'm in bed dozing in front of the tv.  so, since i'm still awake and bored i figure, i might as well update my lj.  work has been really busy lately.  which on the one hand is good because it makes the day go by faster, but on the ( Read more... )