Yesterday was Kurt Cobain's birthday. I love Kurt Cobain.

It's my birthday.

The human body has over 45 miles of nerves, enjoy the fuckin' ride

How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

How do you get a baby out of a tree?

You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!

What is red and creeps up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Am I the only one who is so pathetic that I can't even get a job. Damn. Oh well, just though I'd write something cuz I haven't updated in ever.

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Fifth Level of Hell ( Read more... )

How is everybody? Fuck you all for not calling me. BASTARDS!!!! Go to hell! Just kidding, or am I. I think I'm going through some freakishly weird withdrawal, cuz I'm always tired and it's getting worse. I was on a drug bing for two or three weeks before I left, and then all of a sudden I have to be sober for forever. I think I shocked my system. ( Read more... )