i've had these damn poppy fourth of july things for...i'm gonna say almost a year and a half, but i will probably never pop them. they're so fun. if only they smoked when you threw them. that would be all hot and gypsy-like, but alas ( Read more... )

it's one of the most frightening things in the world when my dad bursts into the room, giggles maniacally, then grabs you and hauls you somewhere else. apparently he was ecstatic ( Read more... )

i need to write a play. or a really good story. the almost impossible problem that needs tackling before i can do so (with the help of a certain jackass, if he ever wisens up and realizes i'm way better than everyone else and he wants to spend all the time in the world with me) anyway, the problem is that i need to think of a topic ( Read more... )

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! this girl in my class asked me the worst and most unanswerable question of. all. time ( Read more... )

man. i feel a hell of a lot better than i did yesterday, but i'm still bored out of my mind. and my mom won't take me to best buy because i have a "disease" and i may "infect everyone" or something.
i'll probably maybe go to school tomorrow. i don't know though. i don't have a fever, but it all depends on whether or not i puke some more.

i'm so damn miserable and lonely. i can't talk and i'm all achy and i can barely walk or function because i'm so damn cold ( Read more... )

i guess it's a bad idea to stand soaked under a fan in the tiniest towel ever made.
i've decided it's vital to my sanity to put on a production of Indiana Jones. why the hell not? i've totally got the hat. and everyone can come see it when i tells yuhs.

keyboarding is a stupid class for those that know how to type ( Read more... )

what good is a fucking cell phone if it's not fucking turned on goddamn it! tard. i'm exasperated.

so i did not beat that english class. it raped my GPA and i mercilessly and now, i will never again have my 4.0.
i worked my ass off on that final.
Mrs. Carroll can go to hell. how's that for conciseness, bitch.