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[medorcas]

I took this old book out of the library called "Creative Spells of Olde." Most of them are really strange and I have no interest in trying but there's one that looks rather interesting. It makes your opponent's hair grow really, really long until it's like a long train on a dress, but coming from their head. I wonder who I should try this on?

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[mesirius]

I most certainly nominate our dear friend, Ye Olde Snivellus Snape. No doubt he'd look fabulous in a hair-dress, since an oily hair-train'd certainly look better than anything else he presents to the world.

Although I do express my concern for the health and wellbeing of all the other students, as he'd be sure to leave great, greasy streaks behind him like a snail, and that'd just be nasty.

[melilyevans]

I... I think I actually am agreeing with you. Or, at the least, I "never saw this idea brought forth" an so on.

Is the world exploding, yet?

[mesirius]

The world has certainly exploded, and we are living on its ruins, blissfully deceived by clever Illusionment Charms.

(...You know, you're not that bad, Evans, when you're not ruining people's fun, though this may be the first time you've consciously avoided doing so. We should record it in the annals for future generations to come. "Law-Abiding Girl of Decorum First Realizes That Rule-Stickling Is Bleeding Boring.")

[melilyevans]

Oh, clever Illusionment Charms. I owe much to you, friendly deceivers of horrible truths.

(If you must record it, please also add how wonderful my hair was looking today, even after that horrific failure in Transifugration. Furthermore, let it be added to the record that I may have Cabin Fever and this whole conversation may therefore be the result of extreme restlessness and/or delusions due to fever.)