Festival Tiems//Exciting Party//Welcome to Vampirehood

[moyashixhater]

Now maybe this place is just being annoying or perhaps it's trying to be helpful. Either way, you won't be doing much sleeping tonight. The sun's finally gone down and suddenly this place is lit up like Independence Day. There are loud fireworks going off outside and it doesn't look as if they're going to stop any time soon.

Outside, the trees and

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[lackslucidity]

Congrats on getting into Hogwarts, Marsha.

[Om noms on a pretzel. Om nom nom.]

[moyashixhater]

[Damn it, it's you. He really hates you.] You never fixed my door!

[Pause, wait for it.] And my name's not Marsha!

[lackslucidity]

Don't be sad, Grandpa baught you a pumpkin. [Holds it up.] Every young witch needs a pumpkin to send letters to--hold on that was owls. [Now he just looks confused.]

1/2

[moyashixhater]

[And he give Vexen his "pumpkin" look. Yes, he has a "pumpkin" look.]

2/2

[moyashixhater]

[Slashing that pumpkin into tiny pieces now.] Keep that terrible thing away from me!

[lackslucidity]

Good idea, Marsha. We can still make pies with it. But maybe you should have waited to slice it over a bowl.

[moyashixhater]

I hate..... [He mutters the word under his breath. He doesn't want to say it out loud.] And my name's not Marsha!

[lackslucidity]

[Whining tone] But your full name is too long! Marshandra'delino-fratino-bahano-lucinda-la'mara-de'gracio is just a mouthfull!

[moyashixhater]

My full name is Kanda Yuu. I refuse to be called something so ridiculous as, as... What the hell kind of name is that, anyway?

[lackslucidity]

Marshandra'delino-fratino-bahano-lucinda-la'mara-de'gracio!

Marshanda after your maternal grandmother, 'Delino being your mother's maiden name, Fratino being your maternal grandmother's maiden name, Bahano after your father's third cousin twice removed, Lucinda after your maternal grandfather's uncle's best friend's favorite lima bean farmer, La'Mara after your uncle's wife's poodle and De'Gracio after a famous duck-charmer.

[Did ANY of that make sense even?]

[moyashixhater]

[Eye twitch. What's wrong with this freak?] My name is not Marsha-watchamacallit.

My name is Kanda Yuu. I was named by Edgar, the man I respected more than anyone else, and my best friend Alma.

[lackslucidity]

Well if you really WANT to be called Eggbert, fine. But thats not a good name at all. [Didn't understand you at all.]

[moyashixhater]

Edgar. Ed. Gar. E-D-G-A-R. Edgar. And he was my mentor, teacher and father.

My name is Kanda. Kan. da. K-A-N-D-A. Kanda. My name is Kanda Yuu. [Do you understand him now?]

[lackslucidity]

Yes, yes, my darling son Johnson. I remember him, Eggbert. He was a good man. Shame about that washing machine...

And your spelling is horrible.

[moyashixhater]

You have ten seconds to run. [He's serious. He will literally kill you if you don't run, Vexen. He'll kill you however many times it takes for it to take or until he's satisfied. Probably two or three before he's satisfied.]

Ten.

Nine.

[lackslucidity]

Your supposed to close your eyes to play hide-and-see, Eggbert.