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The following is based on true events. Only the names (except for Dave's) and locations (except for work) have been changed.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. For fucks sake. What kind of a fucking moron falls for a girl at work, that he knows he'll never get involved with, and shouldn't, doesn't even want to when he actually thinks about it...but he still likes her! WTF? That never happens. It always just goes away. WTF. I just have to say this; WTFOMFGHAXXZ. If this isn't solved by tomorrow, I'm going to be really fucking pissed. I swear so much now. Don't you know I'd never say fuck? FUCK. I think I like her because she quotes movies. that's really lame. I just enjoy talking to her. DAAAAVE. SAAAAVE ME>!>!>!!!1 You have to talk some sense into my heart, it's on crack. I just moved on from a relationship not even two weeks ago, and then I'm suddenly all like the terminator. MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP. I have to keep working with this woman? I've been councelling her over her tenuous relationship with her own ex-boyfriend, and because I'm so great, they're probably going to get back together (did you catch the part where I said I was great? that part wasn't changed either). WTF? I'm honestly happy for her, but that doesn't mean it doesn't HURT. OH the irony.
Proven Fact: Irony is what happens when God points a finger and laughs.
I eat emo kids for breakfast. I hate emo kids! They always say that we hate in others what we hate in ourselves....yeah well, I HATE EMO KIDS. I want to smash everything right now. GRAAAAA. HULK SMASH. SMASH SMASH SMASH. Oh, but I AM SO ALIVE!! I think I'm going to go brush my teeth. Man...I just want to be in Vancouver now. I want to breathe fire and go super-sayan, such as Jesus will in the end. *sigh*...alright. I think I'm wrapping up. She knows, that's taken care of. I couldn't have her never know. It's gone. THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS TAKES NO PRISONERS. She meaneth nothing to me. wheeeew....glad that's over with.
For certain parties reading this, the issue of time-frame may pose a question to such parties. It may be trusted that none of the events recorded here took place on or before July 24th.
We got a cool new phone. It looks like it might have photon torpedoes, and it's definitely bullet proof.
BUT FIRST. GO CHECK THIS OUT!!:!:!:!: Spider-Man: Metamorphosis Me and my brothers made it. Some of you have seen it, everyone should.
Hells yeah. I'm gonna go find a way to build an angst bomb from lj. Either that, or tap the angst energy and power all of North America until we can figure out a better alternative.
Peace homies.