It. (standalone)
Title: It
Rating: PG
Pairing: Luhan/OC
Warning: Un-beta'd. Vampire(crack)!AU.
Luhan had always been the ultimate ‘it’.
“Luhan is the best bait,” Jongdae commented once as he watches his two companions, Sungyeol and Chanyeol, scuffling around on the sofa in distain. “He knows what and where he is good and display them to the fullest! He is a walking art.”
Of course, Jongdae’s words could never be trusted but they do hold a certain amount of truth. Just like how Jongdae was blessed with pretty feline features that make him look graceful no matter how to hose himself, Luhan was blessed with good youthful features. Doe eyes, quirky lips, flawless pale skin… nobody would have guessed Luhan to be a three-hundred year old vampire when he barely looked eighteen. And of course, said vampire knows that too, and play them to his own advantages in getting his preys.
“You know what, lulu? There is a new girl in town-” “There is always a new girl in town for you, Changsha wangzi,” Luhan stated simply as he walk through the campus with his companion. It was to fit into the human society and to kill time that Luhan had decided to go to college. The school had no longer offer any knowledge worth enough for him as he had gain literally everything through the years.
Yixing scowled at Luhan but chose to ignore the elder’s statement. “As I was saying - and don’t you interrupt - there is a new girl in town going by the name of Byul. Rumor has it that she is absolutely gorgeous and loads of guys are drooling over her. Kris is calling you to do the honors by the way. Apparently, he had gotten interested in her when news came by that G.O had his turn at her and she gave her favors back by kicking him in the shin amidst the lunch crowd in the canteen.” He reported with a excited gash in his voice and eyes twinkling, “Even Woohyun tried and she pushed him into the pond.”
Now that is interesting.
“Nevermind about G.O,” Luhan gasped as his eyes lit up in interest and at the prospect of a good gossip, “but the Woohyun? She could actually resist him? How did she do that? Do tell!”
Yixing smirked at Luhan’s apparent excitement. Target trapped. “That’s for you to figure out, Mr Doe-eye Luhan. Go after Byul and if you get her, there would be something from Kris whom would not want to reveal now least it backfires. But if you need something as a motivation, Kris did find out that she happen to have your favorite psycho AB blood type.”
“AB? That’s a deal then.”
“Stupid, stupid guys,” Byul muttered to herself after a day of running away from crazy smitten men chasing after her around the entire campus and flings her recyclables into the bin, “which part of ‘I am not interested in the romance department’ do they NOT understand?”
She had been on the run since the first day she entered school. It’s not like she is Bella Swan who have a white as sheet paper Edward Cullen running after her back. All she ever wanted after transferring over to this college was to finish her literature major and move on in life but no, life decided to be a bitch and get half the guys that she bump into chasing after her. She had already lost her temper twice by throwing on into the pond and kick the other on his shin and watch him hobble off while screaming cusses at him. She thought it would have made things rather clear with the way she had treat those two (it was pretty clear they were famous, with the amount of glares she had gain from the female population after that) but no, guys still swam up like bees to honey. She sighed in mock surrender and throw the last bag of recyclables into the bin, “guys are idiotic.”
“Hey, not all guys are idiotic.”
Byul screamed, out of shock that there were someone with her and she didn’t realize. She whipped over to the direction of the voice, only to see a guy standing a couple of steps away from her, grinning with a slight tilt of head. He was absolutely gorgeous and adorable in a sense, but that is if she wasn’t at a horrible mood. Byul sighed, eyes still wary as she stare at the new guy in front of her. She could play nice for once, maybe.
The unknown guy gave a small wave, grin turning into a proper smile with his eyes crinkling into pretty crescent. “Hello there, you are Byul right? I’m Luhan, and I am wondering if I could treat you out for dinner later.”
Another , again.
Something snapped in her as she gave a war cry and flings the nearest thing she has in her hand at the Luhan guy. The amount of frustration and annoyance in her finally hit the brink of her tolerance level and despite her initial thought of being level-head, she couldn’t stop herself from wanting to tear down the guy from limb to limb.
“GET. AWAY. FROM. ME!!!!”
The news flash of the day came by with photos of a girl chasing after a cowering guy around campus with trash bags. Of course, Yixing never let Luhan live through that.
p.s: I tried.
p.s.s: My friend told me she barfed out loud at work, I don't suppose this is that funny right?
p.s.s.s: This, is the birth of the vampire!au that my friend and I came up through whatsapp. Shit we talk about everyday. More would come.. I believe. o__o
Rating: PG
Pairing: Luhan/OC
Warning: Un-beta'd. Vampire(crack)!AU.
Luhan had always been the ultimate ‘it’.
“Luhan is the best bait,” Jongdae commented once as he watches his two companions, Sungyeol and Chanyeol, scuffling around on the sofa in distain. “He knows what and where he is good and display them to the fullest! He is a walking art.”
Of course, Jongdae’s words could never be trusted but they do hold a certain amount of truth. Just like how Jongdae was blessed with pretty feline features that make him look graceful no matter how to hose himself, Luhan was blessed with good youthful features. Doe eyes, quirky lips, flawless pale skin… nobody would have guessed Luhan to be a three-hundred year old vampire when he barely looked eighteen. And of course, said vampire knows that too, and play them to his own advantages in getting his preys.
“You know what, lulu? There is a new girl in town-” “There is always a new girl in town for you, Changsha wangzi,” Luhan stated simply as he walk through the campus with his companion. It was to fit into the human society and to kill time that Luhan had decided to go to college. The school had no longer offer any knowledge worth enough for him as he had gain literally everything through the years.
Yixing scowled at Luhan but chose to ignore the elder’s statement. “As I was saying - and don’t you interrupt - there is a new girl in town going by the name of Byul. Rumor has it that she is absolutely gorgeous and loads of guys are drooling over her. Kris is calling you to do the honors by the way. Apparently, he had gotten interested in her when news came by that G.O had his turn at her and she gave her favors back by kicking him in the shin amidst the lunch crowd in the canteen.” He reported with a excited gash in his voice and eyes twinkling, “Even Woohyun tried and she pushed him into the pond.”
Now that is interesting.
“Nevermind about G.O,” Luhan gasped as his eyes lit up in interest and at the prospect of a good gossip, “but the Woohyun? She could actually resist him? How did she do that? Do tell!”
Yixing smirked at Luhan’s apparent excitement. Target trapped. “That’s for you to figure out, Mr Doe-eye Luhan. Go after Byul and if you get her, there would be something from Kris whom would not want to reveal now least it backfires. But if you need something as a motivation, Kris did find out that she happen to have your favorite psycho AB blood type.”
“AB? That’s a deal then.”
“Stupid, stupid guys,” Byul muttered to herself after a day of running away from crazy smitten men chasing after her around the entire campus and flings her recyclables into the bin, “which part of ‘I am not interested in the romance department’ do they NOT understand?”
She had been on the run since the first day she entered school. It’s not like she is Bella Swan who have a white as sheet paper Edward Cullen running after her back. All she ever wanted after transferring over to this college was to finish her literature major and move on in life but no, life decided to be a bitch and get half the guys that she bump into chasing after her. She had already lost her temper twice by throwing on into the pond and kick the other on his shin and watch him hobble off while screaming cusses at him. She thought it would have made things rather clear with the way she had treat those two (it was pretty clear they were famous, with the amount of glares she had gain from the female population after that) but no, guys still swam up like bees to honey. She sighed in mock surrender and throw the last bag of recyclables into the bin, “guys are idiotic.”
“Hey, not all guys are idiotic.”
Byul screamed, out of shock that there were someone with her and she didn’t realize. She whipped over to the direction of the voice, only to see a guy standing a couple of steps away from her, grinning with a slight tilt of head. He was absolutely gorgeous and adorable in a sense, but that is if she wasn’t at a horrible mood. Byul sighed, eyes still wary as she stare at the new guy in front of her. She could play nice for once, maybe.
The unknown guy gave a small wave, grin turning into a proper smile with his eyes crinkling into pretty crescent. “Hello there, you are Byul right? I’m Luhan, and I am wondering if I could treat you out for dinner later.”
Another , again.
Something snapped in her as she gave a war cry and flings the nearest thing she has in her hand at the Luhan guy. The amount of frustration and annoyance in her finally hit the brink of her tolerance level and despite her initial thought of being level-head, she couldn’t stop herself from wanting to tear down the guy from limb to limb.
“GET. AWAY. FROM. ME!!!!”
The news flash of the day came by with photos of a girl chasing after a cowering guy around campus with trash bags. Of course, Yixing never let Luhan live through that.
p.s: I tried.
p.s.s: My friend told me she barfed out loud at work, I don't suppose this is that funny right?
p.s.s.s: This, is the birth of the vampire!au that my friend and I came up through whatsapp. Shit we talk about everyday. More would come.. I believe. o__o