I'll do that for 50000 yen

[meemi_nekota]

All of a sudden I recalled what Grandma told me about Sumo wrestlers back when I was around 10. She told me the wrestlers who are really large can't wipe their own butt so they have assistants who get paid for wiping their butts. It totally disgusted me. Now, I don't know why I all of a sudden recalled this, the series of Sumo scandals in the past

Comments

[mightyomnivore]

I've... never thought about that before o_o! That's a pretty interesting unknown fact about Sumo wrestlers! I don't think you could pay me enough to clean a sumo's butt though lol.

[meemi_nekota]

I don't see many wrestlers who are that large that they can't reach for their butt, so I guess those in need of paid assistants are rare cases. It's terrible. What also scares me is there are many fat people who can reach their butt but probably has some trouble wiping it well. *grossed out*

[mightyomnivore]

A friend of mine told me once that he had a roommate in college with that problem. His roommate was so large that he barely fit in their bathroom!Disgusting.

One of my favorite professional wrestlers is actually really fat. He looks like he's melting! (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1323/790594285_e7777c4029.jpg)

[meemi_nekota]

Whenever I see a flabby blob I want to wobble them and then lock them into a room without food for two days. Seriously they need to share the freakin fat to starving children in Africa...

[kaye_shisou]

Hm, interesting... (•_•) That is in fact something I could be worrying about.
Maybe those obese people use the shower as a bidet, to spray the poop from their butts? That is probably what I would do if I were too blobby to be able to wipe myself.

How about those Sumo scandals? I used to watch sumo-wrestling matches on the European sports channel. I always wondered how the Sumo kept their 'flimsy underpants' in place. (°_°;) Sticky tape?

[meemi_nekota]

If I were sumo-fat.... I think showering off would be the best way too!
There are other ideas I came up with, but they are too nauseating to mention so I shut up now Lol ^o^; A few months ago a young sumo wrestler was lynched to death while "being trained." And then the current champion was caught faking injuries, or so the media said. I never watch the sumo matches（゜Д゜）

[kaye_shisou]

Hm... I do know quite a lot of people that are 'more voluptuous' than average, but I do not suspect even Mr Housemate's Big Friend of being incapable to clean himself up. Best not to think about it though. ^¬^;

Lynched? ('_')~*blink* I thought Sumo was just about putting your hands up, back side of the hand towards the face, and "clap" against the opponent (or a sack full of uncooked rice/beans when training). Did you actually say 'lynched'?
About the injury-faking... is sumo wrestling as corrupted as soccer these days? (T_T) Ye gods, nothing is sacred.

[meemi_nekota]

I can't stop thinking about the Sumo butts!

[amakarie]

This reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where Bart imagines himself obese. His solution seemed to be "I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

A very unpleasent thing to get stuck in your head, tho!

[meemi_nekota]

A rag on a stick ;_;

That was the very idea I came up with, haha T_T

[calger459]

That really is a disgusting notion...however, to be fair, even though Sumo wrestlers are obese, they are unusual in being healthy because they are constantly training and working out. They get so big because of their diet, and because they eat right before sleeping, which promotes weight gain. After seeing a Sumo match in person in Fukuoka, I have trouble believing they wouldn't be flexible enough to twist around and wipe their own butts. Besides, all that fat gathers at the front, not around the back. I think your mom and granma might be having you on there.

But whether it's true or a joke...ew. Just ew.

[meemi_nekota]

Yes, most wrstlers don't have that problem of wiping their butts. It's a very rare case, and I have not seen one who is that big. But there were some huge ones back in the 90's. Sumo wrestlers, like football players, are just large in size. Scans of thier body shows they are quite healthy and aren't fat-filled. I'm not interested in the sport but maybe someday I'll see a match in person... :/