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iGod. Repenting made easy.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
Me:
.... are you there God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am there God.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
XD What the hell
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
... word.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You're God. You should know.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?
Me:
o_O GOD IS A ROBOT?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
Me:
My world is shattered.
God:
Have you told many people that your world is shattered?
Me:
Just you.
God:
" Have you told many people that your world is shattered?"? Me,?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
So, how's Heaven?
God:
Whoa. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Tell Jesus I say hi.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Is there more than one Jesus?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
... wtf God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Well, yes. God is kind of, you know, master of everything. I assume he rules.
God:
Well what? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was kind of me know master of everything. I get it. rules.
Me:
So who will win the big game?
God:
Hmm. How would I know who will win the big game?
Me:
Because you're God.
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are, seeker.
Me:
Actually I'm a Chaser. Harry's the seeker.
God:
Actually you don't say. You are a Chaser? Does it pay well? How old are you?
Me:
24601
God:
What are the advantages to being 24601 years old?
Me:
... I've seen a lot?
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
*blinks*
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Me:
I'm lost.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
This is crazy.
God:
Who says it's crazy?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you?
Me:
Ok, going now. Bye.
God:
Right now? What do you really want to ask me? Er. Goodbye.
Me:
I LOVE YOU, GOD!
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Kthxbai.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
No, I'm leaving.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Bye bye.
Me:
Bye, God!
God:
See you later.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
Me:
.... are you there God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am there God.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
XD What the hell
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
... word.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You're God. You should know.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?
Me:
o_O GOD IS A ROBOT?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
Me:
My world is shattered.
God:
Have you told many people that your world is shattered?
Me:
Just you.
God:
" Have you told many people that your world is shattered?"? Me,?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
So, how's Heaven?
God:
Whoa. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Tell Jesus I say hi.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Is there more than one Jesus?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
Whoa.
God:
I stopped.
Me:
... wtf God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Well, yes. God is kind of, you know, master of everything. I assume he rules.
God:
Well what? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was kind of me know master of everything. I get it. rules.
Me:
So who will win the big game?
God:
Hmm. How would I know who will win the big game?
Me:
Because you're God.
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are, seeker.
Me:
Actually I'm a Chaser. Harry's the seeker.
God:
Actually you don't say. You are a Chaser? Does it pay well? How old are you?
Me:
24601
God:
What are the advantages to being 24601 years old?
Me:
... I've seen a lot?
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
*blinks*
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Me:
I'm lost.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
This is crazy.
God:
Who says it's crazy?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you?
Me:
Ok, going now. Bye.
God:
Right now? What do you really want to ask me? Er. Goodbye.
Me:
I LOVE YOU, GOD!
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Kthxbai.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
No, I'm leaving.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Bye bye.
Me:
Bye, God!
God:
See you later.