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sOmE FF's fOr Us
FF's. fun facts! dane cook? anyone? ok well, here's another email that i got that i wanted to share. enjoy!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>(Hardly seems worth it.)
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>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
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tOdAyS DiScOvErIeS
i know that i'll never get over you 100%. that's what they say, right? you'll always have that special place even if i didn't want you there. but i do, don't mind it at all, and i'm glad. it's been almost a year and a half. i thought of you because i heard one song ( Read more... ) -
sTaRTiN tHe FrIdAy BaD
so today is friday. happy december everyone! man, november flew quickly ( Read more... ) -
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you told me that i'm a challenge; that i keep you on your toes and question your words. I'm as close to being at par with you out of most people and am placed in a different, unique category of friends. I am flattered. it was a real confidence booster and a distention to my character. i feel like i should keep it up to maintain my standards but you ( Read more... ) -
mY dAy iN La
today was simply pleasant. i didnt feel rushed, pressured, or upset about anything except for maybe the cold. i spent the day with a good friend, with good company, and learned some stuff about astronomy. the chinese theater was beautiful and the crepe was de-lish ( Read more... ) -
nOv 17tH wEEkEnD
i dont like how keeping secrets can lead to lying just to hide them. and when i do tell the truth about it people don't believe me ( Read more... ) -
i DoN'T LiKe LiFe RiGhT NoW
lately i've been feeling kind of distant. from people, from life... emotionally and physically. well, being physically distant from people can lead to being emotionally distant, but thats not the point here ( Read more... ) -
OnLy iN aMeRiCa/ WhY...
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front!
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET
coke!
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters!
Only in ( Read more... ) -
NoV 3eD wEEkEnD o6
sometimes quality really is better than quantity ( Read more... ) -
mEh...jUsT a RaNdOm UpDaTe
here's a random blonde joke i just read.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She Says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
a random joke i just got
A father watched his young ( Read more... )