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[meepblop]

I moved into my new cube a couple weeks ago. It has a window. My plants seem to enjoy it and are continuing their unchecked takeover of the building. Having a window is nice for me because I can now observe the fascinating goings on in the gas station parking lot. I can also keep tabs on who is walking up to Starbucks at any given time and which

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[zeroshapiro]

It’s a collection of love songs from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s as performed by random weirdos.
This sounds pretty awesome, actually. I guess having to listen to it more than once would sorta suck, though.

The great thing about working in a lab is that no one can eat in here!

[meepblop]

Maybe I can suggest that at a theme day. Hey, everybody, it's "Lab Day!" No eating.

[barry_lutz]

i dont see why headphones arent required if you're listening to music. but if you want to get even, i have Wesley Willis Greatest Hits Vol I & II if youd like to borrow them.

[meepblop]

Rock over London! Rock over Qualis Health!
I'm afraid that wouldn't be "work appropriate."

[barry_lutz]

there's no way that 80's soft rock covers is appropirate for ANY listening situation.

[meepblop]

Really? I find "My Heart Will Go On" as sung by ex-High School Choir "star" soloist #487 VERY inspiring. Granted it's inspiring me to empty ocular cavities of their contents, but it's inspiration nonetheless.

[the_baxter]

Oh my god. It's difficult for me to imagine a repeat listening of a CD WORSE than the Righteous Brothers "Greatest" Hits. How horrible for you. Around here we must listen to music at a reasonable volume which is fortunate for those of us who don't like the Lil D's favorite music, Madonna.

[marktapiokines]

I say, poop on everybody's head. Then quit.

[marktapiokines]

I don't think I can generate that much poop!
What if I just buy manure and THROW it at them?

[marktapiokines]

If you poop in a bucket instead of your toilet, in about six weeks you'll have saved up enough.

[meepblop]

I'm gonna be so popular!