Driving on the freeway, bitches. -WARNING: BITTER AS FUCK-

[meerkatzukin]

To the cocksucker in the acura. The speed limit was 80. Not 50, and you were in the wrong fucking lane anyway.

To the bitch in the explorer, I'm guessing the dude in front of you slammed on his brakes because he was tired of you tailgating him too. I hope you spilled hot coffee all over your face.

To the fucking idiot in the bmw, we get it. You have

Comments

[raynfrog26]

I totally feel your pain, but at the same time, I am laughing hysterically at the way you said all of that. I will be borrowing "eat a bowl of dicks and die."
I am glad you lived through that driving experience. <3

[zqfmbg]

Considering he keeps telling me to die in a fire, I'm surprised it's not "eat a bowl of flaming dicks and die in the fire from your stomach"...

[raynfrog26]

Aww, he loves me enough that he offers to set me on fire himself o_O

[meerkatzukin]

Aw. Both of you are awesome. I'd gladly set either of you on fire myself! :D

[somelaurachick]

I <3 YOU ROBBY.

[meerkatzukin]

Nothing but <3 here! :)

[hellomrhieu]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!