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I'm posting this with permission from Chaku. I thought this was just too hilarious to not share with anyone. Here's the premise:
Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.
Charles Xavier + Alison Blaire
-- It started with a song. The Professor had to adjust to being young again and Alison volunteered to help with that. It didn't take much of a push to get them into bed together. They had good times and, a little later, they had a kid.
Boy:
- Harry Lloyd
- He's just like dear old dad -- quirky, intelligent, and a workaholic. But thanks to his mother, he knows how to loosen up and relax, even if it is only fractionally. He can be found with his nose buried in a book more often than not.
AND
Girl:
- Evangeline Lilly
- She's a fun loving hippie. No, really, she is the definition of being a hippie - long hair, nature loving, and extremely liberal. Her parents fostered her independence and she doesn't rely on anyone to tell her what to do and how to act.
Jubilation Lee + Sebastian Hiram Shaw
-- Jubilee likes to have a good time. So it wasn't a surprise that after being able to return to United States after the Sentinel fiasco, she went shopping to go clubbing later that night. She found herself wandering around the high end stores with Kitty and some other friends, generally trying things on and not buying much. She ended up bumping into Sebastian as they left one such store and spilling the coffee in her hands all over him. She babbled apologies, he thought she would be a cute new plaything, and in the end, they ended up in a dysfunctional relationship that had its ups and downs.
Boy:
- Stephen Fung
- Manipulative, cold, and easily able to put up a friendly front when he needs to. He takes after his father with being a huge jerkface to most of the world and has his mother's fiery spirit and short attention span. There's a new girl on his arm every week and he has a reputation of being brilliant and the next Sebastian Shaw.
AND
Girl:
- Kristen Kreuk
- Their daughter was raised with her mother having more of an hand in it. She's kinder than her father as a result, but she's harsh when something doesn't go the way she wants it to. She was taught by the best tutors, given the best in life, and had the love of her of her family, sort of. She's essentially a modern day princess to the world though, restricted to the house and only seen from afar by reporters and other interested parties.
Cessily Kincaid + Sam Guthrie
-- Sam knew Cessily when they were younger, when he was overseer to her squad, but he didn't think much of her aside from 'that fiesty red head from school.' It was years later, when he bumped into her on a mission for the X-Men, that they hit it off in a more romantic way. And since Guthrie sperm is highly fertile, it wasn't a surprise to find her pregnant.
Boy:
- William Mosely
- Friendly and overprotective like his dad, but more willing to break the rules and have fun, like his mother. Any and all Guthrie kids look up to him, as the fun and cool older brother type.
AND
Girl:
- Hannah Murray
- She's constantly high...on life. The girl seems to get her energy from her surroundings and seems to just brighten up anyone's day with a well placed comment here and there. Friendly, but she's always willing to be slightly manipulative to have a good time.
Tony Stark + Alison Blaire
--Tony didn't think much of Alison when she started to get big in the music media, because pop princesses were a dime of dozen. His circles ran more to the likes of Sebastian Shaw and Brian Braddock, but at some social function, he ended up running into Alison. She dazzled him that evening and true to his playboy nature, they ended up sleep with one another. The one night stand with her, however, ended with pregnancy.
Boy:
- James McAvoy
- He was time shared between his parents, because they didn't do the proper thing and get married when they found out Alison was pregnant. She had a career and he had a business to run. They barely knew each other and were too different to be compatible. So the kid ended up spending a lot of time with tutors and nannies, generally only seeing his parents between meetings, benefits, concerts, and studio time. He grew up surprisingly well adjusted and has a quiet demeanor. He's taken an interest in his father's business and is modling himself after Tony. And his mother's music helps him concerntrate on his work.
AND
Girl:
- Megan Fox
- As a result of not having enough time with her family, she rebelled and did everything she did to get herself in the newspaper and tabloids. She had no interest in her father's business, but found herself falling into the music world. Her tastes ran a little darker than her mother's though, with a grunge rock kind of flavour, and she's the lead singer in a rock band called Closer.
Give me one of my characters and one of yours, and I'll tell you how they end up together and what their first-born is like, even if they are unqualified to have children. I'll even give a PB because I'm fabulous.
Charles Xavier + Alison Blaire
-- It started with a song. The Professor had to adjust to being young again and Alison volunteered to help with that. It didn't take much of a push to get them into bed together. They had good times and, a little later, they had a kid.
Boy:
- Harry Lloyd
- He's just like dear old dad -- quirky, intelligent, and a workaholic. But thanks to his mother, he knows how to loosen up and relax, even if it is only fractionally. He can be found with his nose buried in a book more often than not.
AND
Girl:
- Evangeline Lilly
- She's a fun loving hippie. No, really, she is the definition of being a hippie - long hair, nature loving, and extremely liberal. Her parents fostered her independence and she doesn't rely on anyone to tell her what to do and how to act.
Jubilation Lee + Sebastian Hiram Shaw
-- Jubilee likes to have a good time. So it wasn't a surprise that after being able to return to United States after the Sentinel fiasco, she went shopping to go clubbing later that night. She found herself wandering around the high end stores with Kitty and some other friends, generally trying things on and not buying much. She ended up bumping into Sebastian as they left one such store and spilling the coffee in her hands all over him. She babbled apologies, he thought she would be a cute new plaything, and in the end, they ended up in a dysfunctional relationship that had its ups and downs.
Boy:
- Stephen Fung
- Manipulative, cold, and easily able to put up a friendly front when he needs to. He takes after his father with being a huge jerkface to most of the world and has his mother's fiery spirit and short attention span. There's a new girl on his arm every week and he has a reputation of being brilliant and the next Sebastian Shaw.
AND
Girl:
- Kristen Kreuk
- Their daughter was raised with her mother having more of an hand in it. She's kinder than her father as a result, but she's harsh when something doesn't go the way she wants it to. She was taught by the best tutors, given the best in life, and had the love of her of her family, sort of. She's essentially a modern day princess to the world though, restricted to the house and only seen from afar by reporters and other interested parties.
Cessily Kincaid + Sam Guthrie
-- Sam knew Cessily when they were younger, when he was overseer to her squad, but he didn't think much of her aside from 'that fiesty red head from school.' It was years later, when he bumped into her on a mission for the X-Men, that they hit it off in a more romantic way. And since Guthrie sperm is highly fertile, it wasn't a surprise to find her pregnant.
Boy:
- William Mosely
- Friendly and overprotective like his dad, but more willing to break the rules and have fun, like his mother. Any and all Guthrie kids look up to him, as the fun and cool older brother type.
AND
Girl:
- Hannah Murray
- She's constantly high...on life. The girl seems to get her energy from her surroundings and seems to just brighten up anyone's day with a well placed comment here and there. Friendly, but she's always willing to be slightly manipulative to have a good time.
Tony Stark + Alison Blaire
--Tony didn't think much of Alison when she started to get big in the music media, because pop princesses were a dime of dozen. His circles ran more to the likes of Sebastian Shaw and Brian Braddock, but at some social function, he ended up running into Alison. She dazzled him that evening and true to his playboy nature, they ended up sleep with one another. The one night stand with her, however, ended with pregnancy.
Boy:
- James McAvoy
- He was time shared between his parents, because they didn't do the proper thing and get married when they found out Alison was pregnant. She had a career and he had a business to run. They barely knew each other and were too different to be compatible. So the kid ended up spending a lot of time with tutors and nannies, generally only seeing his parents between meetings, benefits, concerts, and studio time. He grew up surprisingly well adjusted and has a quiet demeanor. He's taken an interest in his father's business and is modling himself after Tony. And his mother's music helps him concerntrate on his work.
AND
Girl:
- Megan Fox
- As a result of not having enough time with her family, she rebelled and did everything she did to get herself in the newspaper and tabloids. She had no interest in her father's business, but found herself falling into the music world. Her tastes ran a little darker than her mother's though, with a grunge rock kind of flavour, and she's the lead singer in a rock band called Closer.