Caitlin came over yesterday.
She asked for dexxies, and before I could say no, produced maltesers, chicken twisties and a willy wonka's scrumdidillyumptious chocolate bar from her bag.
That girl truly knows the way to my heart. How I love her.
Perhaps I should compose a sonnet...

I miss JayJay. He's been gone two days but already the house feels empty without him. All I have to remember him by is all these tiny little scratches all over my arms and hands.
Note to all: Kittens may look small and fluffy but they can BITE.

My optometrist(wrong spelling I know) is rather cute. I used to have this old man named Mr. Pidgeon, and you know how sometimes people are like their names? Well Mr Pidgeon is a pidgeon. Only in human form. Yes but he retired and the new guy is incredibly nice and said my lenses 'looked really good.' Do I sense any sexual tension here? Highly

I thought I'd post this photo, I meant to ages ago because it was great. It was just after I won at Monopoly (accept it Emma and Max!) And Emma got annoyed and became a terrorist and bombed my hotels. Which they found horrifically funny. (Grr)

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I just did a pole on ninemsn, because it's this computers home page, and the question was 'Should life sentences be mandatory for cop killers' and I said no ( Read more... )

Guess what?? Guess WHAT??? I have finally after five years of waiting gotten my nose pierced!
Awesomeness to the MAX!
That's so EXTREME!

I was in a really bad-ish mood all day today, and I was all edgy and upset for no reason ( Read more... )

I just saw Final Destination 3, and I want to warn everyone that if you ever go to a tanning salon then death will intervene and jam a piece of wood in the handle so you can't open it and then turn up the heat so you burn and burn and your skin will bubble and then the glass will crack so you will get little shallow cuts everywhere and then the ( Read more... )

Pretty good night last night, although bad, but for different reasons ( Read more... )

Oh dear. Oh no ( Read more... )