Mayfield 01: Obligatory wake up post. Phone/Action.

[meettheknife]

[As with most men of his profession, Spy was a light sleeper at best. So, when he woke up feeling groggy and dazed he was quick to jerk upright, surveying his surroundings with a highly confused expression.

He looks to his side, a woman is there, despite himself, he can't help but notice that she is rather attractive. He begins to wonder if he snuck

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[bye_to_yer_head]

............

Th' hell are you talkin' about?

*Sniper has no idea that the other RED Spy has left, and therefor thinks this Spy is that Spy.*

[meettheknife]

[He knows that voice, yes, he can tell the difference between BLU and RED Sniper, but he has no idea what he's saying]

I am saying, zat I woke up zis morning feeling strange, Sniper. I canno' 'elp but wonder if you 'ad somezhing to do wiz it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Sure, blame me. Go blame yer own Sniper. Or you still mopin' an' eatin' cheese?

[meettheknife]

Cheese....? [starting to wonder if it's customary to eat cheese in large portions here.....OR Sniper is trying to send a hint!!!!!]

[his voice drops dangerously low] What about ze cheese?!

Phone

[hardhat_truckie]

...Spah? That you? Lord, you're...you're back!! Just like they said you'd be!!

(He can't help but sound happy; seeing drone!Spy around just made him sick, and you're his team mate, eventhough you're a backstabbing scoundrel.)

[meettheknife]

Engineer? Back?

And zey say zat I am ze cryptic one...

[hardhat_truckie]

Yeah, back! You've been gone for a long time...I thought you ain't ever gonna be normal again, all yer stuff disappeared an' they said ya were droned permanently.

[meettheknife]

I am afraid I do not even recall being 'ere in ze first place...

I also 'ave no idea what 'droning' is.

[freakinblur]

[Ugh, he knows that voice.]

Aw geez, they undroned ya already?

[meettheknife]

[He makes a strangled noise.]
Ze next person to say droned is going to find zeir phone lodged into zeir skull.

[freakinblur]

Ha! Droned droned droned droned droned droned. Now come 'n' find me, jackass!

[meettheknife]

I would razher find your mozher.

Tell me, is she around?

[He chuckles darkly.]

[meettheknife]

[He crinkles his nose at the phone.]

I 'ave already been drugged and kidnapped wizout my knowledge, I am no' exactly running for 'Spy of ze year awards'...

But you...[He chuckles darkly] It did no' take zem very long to catch you, did it?

[meettheknife]

Zat 'ardly seems likely, given ze situation. [he coos mockingly] Does nobody 'ere want to play wiz you, petit? What a pity.