Hi Val. Hmm RANDOM THOUGHT

Every morning, I meditate about peace and love...for about three seconds.

May you go with God's protection. Oh yeah, thanks for the apple.

Buy me doughnuts or tacos. They pwn

You seem to think you've never killed anyone, but I'm afraid you're very sadly mistaken. You've managed to fool no one but yourself. You want to believe that because your hands aren't dirty. Because you didn't personally pull the trigger. That you are innocent. When, in actuality, you've killed countless people.

What is Your perfect Bikini ! pics!

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The man on the street just might as well be

Happy One Month

Do you know why they have oxygen on planes?
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.- Tyler

I'm thankful for...

So there's this woman, and she was um… (clears throat) …on an airplane, and she's flying to meet her fiancée, sailing high above the - (swallows) - the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who, er, you know, she had tried to start conversations…and, only - really the only thing she’d heard him say was - just to order ( Read more... )

You don't understand.
None of you do.
You wouldn't know death if it came back and stabbed you in the heart.

"For shame sir, you know only $100's touch my ass."