Use with care: Product may attract unwanted attention.

Mar 23, 2014 11:48

A cleaning-product I bought has the following rather disturbing promo-blurb on the back:


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window-lickers

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huskyteer March 23 2014, 22:11:31 UTC
That looks like the same brand as the floor cleaner I bought, which claims "you'll want to reevaluate the five-second rule". Er, eww.

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megadog March 25 2014, 21:18:21 UTC
Sometimes I really wonder where these people source their ad-copy-writers.

As to the 'five-second rule' - well, in times past I've reclaimed half-eaten floor-droppages from various canines, wiped the fluff off and cooked them, so-far without any problems. Indeed, when taking roadkill-gifts to The Wolves it's always been a rule that I won't take for them anything I wouldn't eat myself. They get three haunches of venison; the fourth haunch comes home with me for a casserole.

Though scraping Deer-ticks off your evening meal before cooking it can be a bit offputting.

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