Uggh ! I feel for him- and you. Those not so greatly obvious injuries are a bear to diagnose and a bigger bear to heal. And then when healing gets around to happening, ,it is the Queen mother of all bears, up from Hibernation and looking for a big meal fast.Sounds like it is also involving a fair amount of nerve damage as well. Remember tracing down the electrical problem in your first car- or was it the second one ?
And it could be worse. It could be Tim ...or even Jerry .
Can't promise you things will get better, but I can promise to hold the pillows for you to punch at and pop popcorn for the fireworks !
Remember tracing down the electrical problem in your first car- or was it the second one?
Oddly, neither of the old Vegas, may they rest in rusty pieces, ever had electrical problems. That was mom's old Pontiac, and grandpa's old Ford before that.
And it could be worse. It could be Tim ...or even Jerry .
Ah, even Tara couldn't seem to get ol' Peter Pan to the altar. And last I heard, Jerry had moved to Florida and was operating a small fleet of fishing boats.
Yes, both had their faults, and neither would have been a remotely intelligent choice, but nor were they ever so dark-minded, mean-mouthed or mean-spirited as His Grand Exalted Bitchiness has become lately. It's vitamin and radio induced psychosis, I tells ya!
he's now planning on just filing for disability pay.
"I personally think it will be a tremendous help to his credibility if he goes down to file with, say, a nine-pound sledge embedded in his forehead. Or perhaps a marble statue of a particularly fat, pompous saint, the better to emphasize his undying love of anyone or anything "faith-based."
"Or perhaps it won't. Perhaps they will still jump to the obvious conclusion --- that anyone still so sick, for so long, over so little, is probably better off just dying and decreasing the surplus population.
No fair - I quoted Dickens' A Christmas Carol in my most recent blog post, right here on LJ. I'm claiming Scrooge so I can actually see the chains I'm forging in life and wearing. You'll have to claim someone else...I think Edgar Allan Poe is available; or maybe even Vincent van Gogh. Didn't speak much, but he cut off his ear. Maybe he decided he wasn't using it and it was therefore expendable
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And it could be worse. It could be Tim ...or even Jerry .
Can't promise you things will get better, but I can promise to hold the pillows for you to punch at and pop popcorn for the fireworks !
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Oddly, neither of the old Vegas, may they rest in rusty pieces, ever had electrical problems. That was mom's old Pontiac, and grandpa's old Ford before that.
And it could be worse. It could be Tim ...or even Jerry .
Ah, even Tara couldn't seem to get ol' Peter Pan to the altar. And last I heard, Jerry had moved to Florida and was operating a small fleet of fishing boats.
Yes, both had their faults, and neither would have been a remotely intelligent choice, but nor were they ever so dark-minded, mean-mouthed or mean-spirited as His Grand Exalted Bitchiness has become lately. It's vitamin and radio induced psychosis, I tells ya!
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"I personally think it will be a tremendous help to his credibility if he goes down to file with, say, a nine-pound sledge embedded in his forehead. Or perhaps a marble statue of a particularly fat, pompous saint, the better to emphasize his undying love of anyone or anything "faith-based."
"Or perhaps it won't. Perhaps they will still jump to the obvious conclusion --- that anyone still so sick, for so long, over so little, is probably better off just dying and decreasing the surplus population.
No fair - I quoted Dickens' A Christmas Carol in my most recent blog post, right here on LJ. I'm claiming Scrooge so I can actually see the chains I'm forging in life and wearing. You'll have to claim someone else...I think Edgar Allan Poe is available; or maybe even Vincent van Gogh. Didn't speak much, but he cut off his ear. Maybe he decided he wasn't using it and it was therefore expendable ( ... )
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Well, I can probably name a half dozen saints and former saints, but none of them particularly pompous, or especially fat.
I wonder if Buddha is busy?
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