i have terrible news! i hope you haven't already used that new dildo because i'm 12% sure THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY A DILDO! i'm pretty sure it's either a man in a dildo costume or a dog's chew toy. either way, i just wanted to warn you that using it could be very dangerous without proper sterilization.
phew! I'm telling you...I was THISCLOSE to bringing my new dildo to bed with me tonight. I had no idea there was really a man in there! Thank god for strangers posting on my journal. :o)
You are welcome. Make sure your dildo has good shoes. A slip and fall accident with that aparatus could make for stories no written or spoken language couldnt accurately describe.
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good luck.
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