We have the jug, but can we get the ax?

[megan311fco]

so I "didn't get anything at the sex party"... but my hands were still numb when I got home from holding onto so many vibrators. I have to go shower all the vaginas out of my hair and under my nails

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[trigaus]

I said a lot of shit that was wrong or ignorant on the sauce too. I love you no matter what state your mind is in.

*About the toys and such... feel free to surprise this Texas boy (thay all sound like a good time).