-One day, a bus full of horrendously ugly people was accidentally driven of a cliff. Everyone died. In heaven, God yelled to them "I realize you have been shunned by society when you were alive, so I will grant each of you one wish!". The ugly people formed a big plan at the Pearly Gates, each of them making a wish: to be pretty and handsome and ( Read more... )

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH ( Read more... )

I have decided Journal, that on the days where nothing exciting, or eventful occurs, I will tell you a joke. More than likely it will be a man bashing joke, or something of the adult nature. Those are the best. Starting with today ( Read more... )

Too tired to write. Will try back later. Life sucks though. Keep that in mind ( Read more... )

Well Journal. Another Monday. Goody. I do understand that the country would shutdown should everybody in America take the day off...really I do, but why not. Nobody could go anywhere because nothing would be open. Criminals would be rampant, as there would be no on-duty officers. Traffic jams and car accidents would go unresolved. Radio ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blahblahblah blah blah. Blah???? Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah!!!! Blah blah blah ( Read more... )

Does it make me a bad person to shave my husband and son bald?? I hope not. There is a radio station here in Utah that wants to know what one would do for backstage tickets. I told them that I would shave my husbands head, legs, and chest. My son would get his head shaved as well. I think that it is funny, but now I think that it might be a ( Read more... )

2 more days till Friday....2 more. That is all.

Well Journal, here I am again...6am, on a Monday, and I think I might still be drunk. It is not a long story. There was a bridal shower....went on all night. I actually left the party to come to work. How sad is that? A brilliant women changed all of the traditional bridal shower games into drinking games, and that led to a whole bunch of ( Read more... )

So Journal, here it is, Saturday morning. Bet you can't guess where I am!!! No?? Well, I am here at work. I don't mind though. It is good money. Over time is 9.50 x 1.5 so what is that....14.25 an hour. No complaining here. My body hurts. My shoulders, my chest, my thighs, my ass, whatever muscles that are behind my boobs and under my arm ( Read more... )