I like to torture myself. I hear its quite common for girls my age though.

i wish i could just skip to being 30 so I know whats good for me.

I need a new hobby.  Any suggestions?

Is there some sort of secret to being able to see the baby in ultra-sound photo?  It always just looks like an alien head to me. Do you cross your eyes? Does anyone else have this problem????

Once I wanted to be the greatest

No wind of waterfall could stall me

And then came the rush of the flood

Stars of night turned deep to dust

Whoever came up with the 7-10 pm time slot needs to be beaten.  I could study right now but I think it'll just make me more nervous than I already am. I can't wait for this to all be over (tuesday). And then it will start again on the 31st.

Who's going to Saves the Day??

stupid stupid stupid dumb dumb dumb. i don't even do anything. damnit shit fuck cocksucker motherfucker.

I only need to take 4 extra classes to switch my major from anthropology to Latin American Studies. And they aren't dumb DIY classes either.

I'm starting to not want to graduate now that the time is nearing. I mean...what is this is my last registration?? My last course schedule to get excited about??? Oh dear.

I was on the bus today and this super blonde dude got on wearing a cut-off tank top that was short enough to see his tighty-whities with alligators on them. (he sat in the seat across from me)
He forgot to pay and the bus driver sat for a while and then finally grunted at him and a chick yelled "you didnt' pay"
So he runs up to the front of the bus ( Read more... )

Time to cut the umbilical chord. Tis over.

being a mom is exhausting. i'm definitely going to wait till I'm rich enough to hire a nanny.

well no, not really. but i don't know how people do that and hold two jobs. i mean one person is basically on call all night...its crazy.
my hat goes off to single moms everywhere.