Last night I had a dream that I was digging up parts of a dead body from the ground. I am not sure if I had put them there or if I was discovering them. That's what you get watching umpteen episodes of Law and Order while falling asleep from the sweet sweet vicodin, waking up with the willies all disoriented on the couch ( Read more... )

I am going to be in the same room with a living Legend tonight...
That's right, I am going to see Ron Jeremy!

Last night I saw men stripping/ dancing with flacid penises. I am slightly traumatized.

Well it has become apparent that big boobs are not the only thing I have inherited from my Grandma. She is a stubborn old broad.

It's pay day. Wahoo, cheap liquor and hookers for me tonight...or maybe I will go see the Catheters.

I am living on a slippery slope my friends...

Guitar faces are funny. Dave Crider was doing "the pout" last night.

Off to get some free crab, no not crabs, those are always free.

Last night when I was drunk I told Andre he had a mullet when he doesn't even have one.
Your guess is as good as mine...

I woke up sort of hungover today. Mary cooked a bomb-ass dinner at Aunties last night and we drank a lot of wine and got real stoney. Props Miller ( Read more... )

Last night this chick put her boob in Bob Log's scotch. Thank god she did it or I would have had to whip out my gigantic breast ( Read more... )

All in All a good weekend ( Read more... )

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Wahoo!