006 : Battery Life : A Joke!

[megane_mode]

HEY, OVERLORD.

...Wait, that's right. There's a bunch of you now, isn't there? Tch, I've been too busy to really care but whatever! Laharl, are you ready for a re-match? Unless you're scared, I can understand, you're probably not used to matching the wits of someone as big of a genius as me.

Well, listen up! Surely you have one of these. You know

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[meteor_impact]

Hmph. Of course I got a PSP! One of the only damn things worth doing around here right now.

Scared? Of playing against you? Ha! I could defeat you with one hand tied behind my back!

...Yeah. I've broken lots a few myself. They need to make them way stronger.

[megane_mode]

Hah! How many hours have you clocked in? Do you go to bed at a normal hour? I would hope not, how humiliating.

[meteor_impact]

Almost 500 hours now I think, and I'm on my 4th cycle. I haven't had it very long you know. And, geez, of course not! You'll never catch me going to bed early.

[megane_mode]

Tch, fourth cycle? What did you do? Run through without watching the cutscenes? I almost have my third Arcadia, and I'm leveling them!

[cafedeinfierno]

So I suppose that means you'll be spending the night again soon?

[megane_mode]

Like hell I am! And don't put me near him! Like I said, I don't want to get into a fight, it's useless! There's other ways I can get my wins.

[cafedeinfierno]

The most impressive blade is one that shines unstained with the filth of blood. That's one of my rules. How are you at said battles of wit?

[megane_mode]

...Hmph.

I have an EQ of 1.8 Million! I may not go to school, but I don't need to. School's for losers anyway, I only cared because dad was in charge. And a battle of wits? As long as it doesn't go on about stupid riddles of food...

[mayaheemayahoo]

Aww, I think the DS is better, personally...

[megane_mode]

...The what?

[mayaheemayahoo]

The Nintendo DS! It's like the thing you're talking about, but it's got TWO screens. And one is a touch screen!

[meteor_impact]

Tch. That sounds almost interesting, but the PSP can play not just games, but movies and stuff too, play music, display photos and you can even use it for the internet stuff. I can check everyone's stupid journal posts with it.

Can the DS do that?

[notafakehero]

... haah. Well, it's better than actual fighting.

[megane_mode]

Hah! I've gone beyond that, there's no point if I kill myself or that idiot here, so I'll just hurt his pride! My plan is flawless!

[notafakehero]

R-right!

... But what if it's a draw or something? Or the battery dies?

[megane_mode]

...!?
T-The battery dies?! We'll have to stop to charge, that's all!

[beautifuletna]

Man, like we really need a Battle of the Windbags.

[meteor_impact]

Shut up, Etna! This is between us Overlords!

[beautifuletna]

Don't mind the peanut gallery, Prince~!

[megane_mode]

What the hell does it matter to you? This is a battle of pride!