Dear Oda Eichirou sama
Dear Mr. Oda Eichirou,
First of all, I would love to write this in Japanese but since this is a dare that needs to be understood by everyone, I will shamelessly show my love for you to the world.
Also, may I call you Mr. Oda, like the members of Baroque Works? (I thought of Mr. O but that looks like Mr. 0 (zero) as in Crocodile, not that I don't like him though! He's actually like my fave.... I just think it's much sexier than calling you Oda-san/sama. /blushes
Mr. Oda, I must confess that I had been in love with you for perhaps over ten years. I vividly remember when you first touched my heart with the Straw-hat crew's unique personalities. I love each and every characters within each arcs because you have the talent and skills of a Demigod.
You have successfully made millions of people, including me, cry, with a beautifully crafted story that will continue on for generations. Without you, I would not be here today, living happily, confident and proud. Without you, I may have lost the courage to go to school when I felt alone. With your fantastic friendship/nakama story, I was able to lift up my face and did my best for the world.
Although I'm a bit behind on One Piece, just knowing the fact that you are still continuing the great story makes me happy. I hope you can keep this up for a lifetime so that I would always have you to look up to.
If I could ask one favor of you... I would ask for your babies. I need more Oda Eichirou in my life and having brilliant children with you is the best idea I could come up with? PLEASE? We can name our children after each member of the Straw Hat Pirates. That would be so epic.
With love,
from your Future Mistress Wife, Yuka
I tried to write a long, epic, and beautiful love letter, but now I sound like a creep.