If being a grown up means naps in your underwear, Kashi cereal, fine wine, drinking 10 vodka tonics, walking everywhere, sitting in the park,loving Prince, drinking pomegranate martinis, eating healthy, making your bed, wearing nice shoes, paying the bills, reading ten million books, and/or cooking girls dinner then im in ( Read more... )

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So our new apartment on Avenue C is amazing. Its huge and bright and sunny with hardwood floors and a HUGE terrace (a very nice cat hangs out there). There is a neighborhood dog that also hangs out across the street ( Read more... )

The bad news is: Someone hit me from behind on 1-95 yesterday doing about 50 miles per hour. The jeep is in a sorry, sorry state. I'm so sore and I feel like I'm going to start crying every five minutes ( Read more... )

Fourth of July weekend started early. And it was sandy and drunk and sunny, just the way that it should be ( Read more... )

I am the happiest i have been in months, regardless of the gloomy weather ( Read more... )

I only surround myself with people that allow me to squish my face against theirs. Or squish my face for me.


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Drunken summer bike riding is liberating and perfect ( Read more... )

1. As *nsync would say, “God must have spent a little more time on you.” What, exactly, did God spend more time on ( Read more... )

1. Are you reeling in the years?

2. Yachting.

Spinning heads baby.

I am probably going to sleep in Ian Moore's bed because it's closest.

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