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megatronrising

[locked to hostiles - audio]

Feb 13, 2009 16:41

My comrades...

... Our new domicile's construction may be delayed until the end of this... latest viral incursion.

[Megatron believes the recording ends here]

LORD MEGATRON! CONCERN YOURSELF NOT WITH THEM! THINK ONLY OF US CELEBRATING OUR GLORIOUS DECEPTICON BROTHERHOOD!

LUGNUT, FOR THE FINAL TIME! UNHAND ME!((Bold text is Lugnut. He is NPC'ed ( Read more... )

it's hard being a dictator, lugnut, audio, log post

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robotnik_mkii February 14 2009, 03:37:51 UTC

Well.

...

I see.

...

How awfully unfortunate.

megatronrising February 14 2009, 04:07:15 UTC

Hrn.

Surely I am not the only one who has had to deal with extremely flawed minions.

boyslikebadgrls February 14 2009, 06:06:46 UTC

Well, well, well.

Looks like someone needs to get better control of his minions.

megatronrising February 14 2009, 06:09:11 UTC

Fine words from someone who has never even had them.

boyslikebadgrls February 14 2009, 06:16:38 UTC

You go ahead and think that, Lord Megatron.

megatronrising February 14 2009, 06:20:03 UTC

Hrn. And what have you been doing lately?

Pursuing a petty rivalry with your sister while the rest of us engineer the rise of a new paradigm?

You are nothing more than an impudent girl.

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herr_skitzo February 14 2009, 06:10:23 UTC

HOO HOO!!

Be careful, Megatron! He wants to check your dipstick! Und I don't zink he'll take no for an answer!

megatronrising February 14 2009, 06:12:21 UTC

... Blitzwing?

Do you want me to reformat you into a can opener?

I'm sure there's enough parts between you and Lugnut to account for the new alternate mode.

herr_skitzo February 14 2009, 06:17:22 UTC

But Megatron, how am I to know zat zis is not simply your own feelings under zis virus?

Why, for all I know, zat could be turning you on!

allformegatron February 14 2009, 06:19:45 UTC

HOW DARE YOU MAKE JEST OF OUR GLORIOUS KINSHIP! I SHALL DEFEND MEGATRON'S HONOR TO MY LAST SPARKPULSE!!

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wutimmadeof February 14 2009, 06:29:17 UTC

[Problem: Subject: Lugnut seems... over affectionate.

Query: How are you going to deal with this problem?

Possible Solution: Put him out of his "misery"]

megatronrising February 14 2009, 06:32:27 UTC

... Lugnut. Please escort yourself to the nearest nueral readjustment chamber. We completed it earlier this week.

Remember, set it on its highest setting, and turn off the safety limiters.

allformegatron February 14 2009, 06:37:03 UTC

..y...Yes, yes, of course! I will do whatever you command of me, for you are--

megatronrising February 14 2009, 06:38:38 UTC

Your lord and master. Now get going.

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