don't be an asshole

[meggie7777]

i found this on sammy's livejournal way back in the day, and copied it down for my own personal use, or something. anyway, everybody who gives a shit about the state of our country and the huge ignorant, homophobic, close-minded, dumb fuckhead running the free world known as george w. bush. it makes me fucking naseous to think that some people

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[spooncult]

meggie, you're totally misguided. don't believe all that stupid liberal crap. bush is the best thing that's happened to our country since regan (r.i.p). anyone who disagrees is a traitor to our great country.

[meggie7777]

i can't tell if you're serious or not
but i'm praying to god you're not
otherwise, it's been great knowing you, but our friendship ends here.

[howsilly]

yea, and im margaret thatcher.

a joke!!

[meggie7777]

as lame as it is to comment in your own livejournal, this is really too great not to share with the world.

-Q. What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler?

-A. Hitler was elected.

ooohh!! PROVOCATIVE!!!

[rarness]

my sister got the george w quiz book for her graduation. my favorite question went something like this:
what happen when his mother took thirteen year old George W. and his friend Doug Hannah to play golf at her Houston country club?
a. Young w. was caught drinking beer
b. the boys drove a golf cart into a water trap
c. W. got upset when he failed to tee off well and started screaming "fuck this" after which his mother had to tell him to sit in the car.
d. the boys were caught stealing frogs
And the correct answer is C--apparently, bush was always a sore loser, according to Dough Hannah. He also said this happened more than once.