THIS IS THE MASTER PLAN K

[meggie7777]

1. MEET MARY CHENEY

2. MAKE MARY CHENEY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

3. LEAD MARY CHENEY ON, THEN DITCH HER

4. FOR THE HOT BUSH TWINS

5. LESBIANIZE THEM

6. WHICH WILL TURN THE WHITE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN!

7. THEN WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!

YES!

Comments

[dayakara]

That's hilarious! I live in DC so let me know if I can help out. I can try to scope out for you where these ladies hang. Maybe I can also make a pass at Mary Cheney's father and be the cause of his final heart attack.

[meggie7777]

hahaha YES LET'S DO IT!!!! DC won't know what hit it!!

[dayakara]

News flash for you: Jenna is going to be a public school teacher in DC. Meggie, this plays into your plan -- the religious right would freak out not only at her having a lesbian liaison with you, but she'll be exposing young kids to such awful, sinful ways.

MWAHAHAHAHA

[meggie7777]

hahaha man oh man, bush is in for a treat!!!

KICKASS!!

[blackacidtears9]

ACTually meggie you couldn't overthrow the government...

[meggie7777]

GAAHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

cityterm sweeeeeeeeet

[anonymous]

Hey, I found your LJ after I googled "cityterm" to distract myself from studying for finals, and you are so lucky to be going next semester. I'm sure you've heard this already from several people but: you will have a fucking incredible time. I'd say lifechanging even...at least it was for me (I went Fall 99). One of my best friends there went to BBN, and I'm not sure how she felt about the school, but I know all of us were ready to leave our home schools for awhile, so don't fret, and be ready to have a most excellent time.

-Zoe

P.S. Yay Phish!

Re: cityterm sweeeeeeeeet

[meggie7777]

aww thanks i'm so happy to hear that!! yeah people have told me it's an amazing experience...i'm just counting down the days till i leave!! i'm just so sick of high school, cityterm seems like the perfect solution...thanks for commenting!!!!