The Pussycat Song
My pussycat was scratching out on the back door
Scratched so long, poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy!
Sore...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was sitting out on the front step
Sat so long, poor pussy got wet
Wet pussy!
Sore...wet...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long, poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy!
Sore...wet...hot....pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My pussycat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long, he lost his hair
Bald pussy!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor and I are at the clothesline
I said to my neighbor, "Won't you look at mine?"
My pussy!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
My neighbor stole my kitty, but I did see
I said to my neighbor, "Set my pussy free!"
Free pussy!
Sore...wet...hot...bald...free...pussy
Just a friendly little cat!
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
Awww, nice pussy!
(Meow)
Just figured I'd share :)