the masculine version of mistress

[meghhhh]

You know what's sickening? This! This is sickening. My sickening urge to, as soon as I get a livejournal, constantly update it. but you all see that I'm obviously NOT! Eat it, livejournal! My heart belongs to OD and always will..but for stalking...ahh yes. Livejournal is my mistress..what's the masculine version of mistress? Whore. Man-whore.

Comments

Megh You Disgust Me

[_sagesse]

hmm... if Livejournal is your man-whore, can he be a Hispanic pool-boy man-whore whose name is Raoul?? Just wondering.

Re: Megh You Disgust Me

[meghhhh]

Raoul.....that's a good man-whore name. Kind ofa pool-boy/cabana boy type man-whore. i like it!

Re: You Disgust Me Too...But Not Too Much

[fishdream13]

I would be your man-whore, but my name is sadly not Raoul. Nor am I Hispanic and hot. Nor am I an online stalking device. But I can be your friend...your bestest friend...la la la (make up a melody and sing that last part...it has the makings of a great song)

Congrats on getting a livejournal. I just got one too...but make sure you feed it regularly or else it tries to get your toes. Bad livejournal! Down!