More awesome reporting from the New York Times

[meglo91]

Our nation's Newspaper of Record has done it again! Kim Severson, dauntless newshound that she is, has sniffed out an exciting new difference between Democrats and Republicans: their food. Yes! You read that correctly! Republicans and Democrats eat differently! You can read the article here, but why bother when you can just read the following

Comments

[draile]

I am on the record elsewhere regarding the Turducken. Does this make me a Republican?

I also support your proposal except insofar as it disenfranchises the crucial constituencies of vegans, meegans, and freegans, all of whom would be punished for asserting their God-given right to malnutrition.

[meglo91]

I don't know what a meegan is. I am a Megan. Are they different from me?