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The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.
All highways into the state say: "no fruits."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
Tonight I went to See Tittilicious and the Twister.... One of the best performances I've seen all year possibly better then U2.... lol Kyle came and we had fun making fun of each other.. lol twas great fun ^_^ fun fun fun OOh and I had the best White Mocha eeeeeeeeeever! it was simply to die for!
Well this mornign because school started late, I went to contry comfort with Tit and K-chan (joe carrie and holly were bitches and didnt come) and as were about to order Sara may and Riley walked up.. so they ate with us, then we all caravaned over to Starbucks, then walked around Downtown ELCajon which is always fun .. ooh and I popped into say hi to jane at work hehehe^_^ wonder what tommorrow will bring...