i was in SOOOOO much pain with ma teeth today so ma wee mammy took me the dental hospital coz couldnt get a fuckin appointment at the one in shawlands but nayway, the first dentist women was nice n hurt me lots but then said i needed it EXTRACTED! so went up to another dentist n OH MY EFFING GOD he was stunning..no i really mean it this time....he ( Read more... )

* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: yeah in leighs bathroom for half an hour ( Read more... )

in the memorable words of that great philosopher and author Melvin Henderson --
"they're so juicy"

sorry bout that..thats all i have. good bye

iv got tooth ache n its sore.

in your journal, write down your true feelings on 5 different people but u must never tell anyone who they are about ( Read more... )

my name is]:fiona ( Read more... )

well today was...different! me n ma pals got slagged throughout the whole lunch break by these wee retarted bastards (that due to sunbeds look like tangarines ( Read more... )

AW HEN I ALWAYS KNEW IT...!

heyho...i have thought for hours and racked what brain cells i have left to think of an insult for kevin so here go's--I HAVE NOTHING..ALTHOUGH THIS KILLS ME TO SAY BUT..YOU WIN! you turkey placenta!

anyway....byyyeeeee fi
xxx

went to see the funniest film ever today...SPONGEBOB THE MOVIE!!! aww i swear its so fooking funny!! like 10 mins in n i was in pain from laughing so much ( Read more... )