UTB in five minutes or less!
This was done with Sophia's encouragement. XD;; This post will be updated as more chapters are posted.
Before anyone gets confused, this was not meant to be funny. Just as a summery any/or chapter guide!
CHAPTER ONE -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: Here's the background =D
Kanaye: I'm only around long enough to yell at Kameko and goad her into the plot.
Natsu: I'm gender nuetral, and sensei loves me more than you losers.
Tanaka: YOU ALL SUCK. Go fight now, kthx
Kameko: I RUN AWAY INTO THE FOREST NOW. OMFG WUTZ THAT ARGH IT EATS ME
That: *is a piece of paper*
Kameko: ... let us never speak of this again.
** Kameko CAMPS in the WILDERNESS. This is supposed to show how RESOURCEFUL but PATHETIC she is, but is really just WORDY and ANNOYING**
CHAPTER TWO -- The Real Chapter
Spider: Ladeda
Kameko: OMFG GET IT OFF ME
Spider: Well, you're ugly, too!
** Kameko RUNS AROUND the FOREST and GETS LOST **
ANBU: RAWR
Kameko: ARGH
-- In Konoha, the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Tsunade: I am overworked and stuff!
ANBU: *dumps Kameko on the desk*
Tsunade: I told you I didn't want dead mice!
ANBU: It's a genin.
Tsunade: Oh.
Shizune: I'm only here long enough to go get someone else.
Ibiki: I AM MEAN AND RAWR *carries off Kameko*
-- In the Hall of Arguments with Old People --
Tsunade: I AM VIOLENT
Old People: We have logic!
Tsunade: The plot requires you to lose
Old people: FU--
-- In the Room Of Bareness and Rice Mush --
** Kameko is TIED UP. This makes her ANGST. The nin bring her RICE MUSH.This makes her ANGST some more **
Kameko: WAAAAANGST!
Guard: CUT THAT OUT
CHAPTER THREE -- The Real Chapter
Aoba: I'm just here for convience.
Kameko: You were dumb in the show. It's excusable.
-- Hall of Arguments with Old People --
Old Man: RAWR AND STUFF
Kameko: AAAAH
Tsunade: Trust in meeeeeee, oh, TRUST in meeee
Kameko: CUT THAT OUT
Tsunade: Oh, fine. But I get your shiny object!
** Kameko hands over her HITAI-ATE. This is meant to be DRAMATIC and MEANINGFUL, but is ruined by not being an ENDING SCENE **
-- Konoha, the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Kameko: I have a job! Which I am not getting paid for.
Watanabe: I YELL AT YOU AND STUFF
Naruto: I AM HERE FOR INSPIRATION
Kameko: It's not working.
Naruto: It's delayed effect.
-- Alley of Ninja Training --
Kameko: I train and waaaaangst!
Old woman: CUT THAT OUT *throws shoe*
-- Las Vegas Hokage Office --
** Tsunade is getting DRUNK instead of doing her WORK **
Tsunade: ... wut?
CHAPTER FOUR -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: WAAANGST!!!1
Iruka: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: NO! WAAANGST!!!1
Iruka: *HEADSMACK OF STUDENT SMITING*
Kameko: ok
Iruka: I AM PLOTTING HERE
Kameko: whatever.
** There is a TIMEWARP due to LAZINESS in the WRITER. Kameko gets a new TEACHER, Suzume, and WANGSTS **
Iruka: U suk
Kameko: NO U
Iruka: But what are your thoughts on flashbacks?
Kameko: ummm ... NARUTO
Iruka: WTF
Kameko: I sound like I have a crush on him now
Iruka: TOTALLY NOT PLOTTING HERE
** There is only a minor TIMEWARP here, but it still happens**
Kameko: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
Naruto: I BEAT THIS TREE UP
Kameko: WTF!!
Naruto: o hay dere
Kameko: wtf r u doing heer????
Naruto: walk on water now kthx
Kameko: can't
** Naruto REVERSE LOGICKS Kameko. This only works because he wants her to PROVE that she CAN'T. Apparently, she CAN **
Naruto: yey congrats =)
Kameko: waitamoment ...
Iruka: lolz ur on candid camera!
Kameko: screw u guys im gonig home >:(
CHAPTER FIVE -- The Real Chapter
** If this was a MOVIE, there would be a MONTAGE here to show Kameko's ADVANCEMENT**
Iruka: u haev a week will
Kameko: wtf
Iruka: haev dis =)
** Iruka gives Kameko a KONOHA HITAI-ATE. She doesn't want it. He makes her take it anyway**
Iruka: >:( screw u im not taechign u N-E-m0r
Kameko: WAAAANGST
** Because Kameko is a GIRL, this is the perfect time for a SHOPPING SPREE. She gets the same exact outfit, but in DIFFERENT COLORS **
-- Kameko's Apartment of Small Living Spaces --
Door: I'MMA BEING KNOCKED ON
Kameko: I DON'T WANT ANY
Door: STILL BEING KNOCKED ON HERE
Kameko: RAWR fine. wut u want?
Naruto: y halo dere kameko =)
Kameko: wut r u doign heer?
Naruto: want 2 go on a d8?
Kameko: ... ok
** Kameko and Naruto go on a DATE THAT ISN'T ONE. This, of course, has to happen at ICHIRAKU, the only place to eat at in KONOHA according to FANFICS **
Kameko: i need a spring partner
Naruto: ok im thinkian ummm hinta or sakura
Kameko: there teh only othr grrls rnt they?
Naruto: accrding 2 fnfics
Kakashi: Yo
Kameko: ARGH
Naruto: OMFG KAKASHI WTF
Kakashi: lolz
Naruto: I DRAMATIC AT YOU NOW
Kakashi: We have a mission!
Naruto: wut
Kameko: wut
Kakashi: Yes, and against all logic, bring the girl no one knows anything about and who hasn't made any attempt to get to know other people! She's clearly safe!
Naruto: lol ok
Kameko: I think I resent that
CHAPTER SIX -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: Ladeda ... on a mission ... not paying attention ...
Attack: *happens*
Jutsu: *is done*
Kameko: ARGH RUN AWAY
Fight: *is over*
Matsushita: YOU PUSSIES
Kakashi: NO U
Kameko: I DIE
Kakashi: Well, shit.
Sakura: WTF BITCH? *heals*
Kameko: lol
** There is yet another TIMEWARP. The readers are beginning to see a PATTERN. Kameko and Sakura CATCH UP with the others at the HOTEL **
Kameko: OMFG KAKASHI
Kakashi: wut
Kameko: TEHY ATACKED ME ;-; ;-; ;-;
Kakashi: wtvr
Kameko: WAAAAANGST!
Naruto: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: That jutsu is MEAN and EVIL. It almost keeled meh ded ;-;
Ninja: HOLLY CARP that's bad.
Kakashi: shut up already, I'm trying to read my porn.
CHAPTER SEVEN -- The Real Chapter
Sakura: STRIP FOR ME, BAYBEH!
Kameko: WTF!! WAANGST!
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT. Breakfast time!
-- Breakfast room of scarffing --
Sasuke: *is absent*
Naruto: *STUFF FACE*
Kakashi: Even I am morbidly facinated.
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT
Sasuke: *comes in* Kameko, u h0r >:[
Kameko: DANCE OFF NOW D<
Kakashi: I PWN BOTH U FOO'S!!
Naruto: WTF wuz up w/ dat?
Kameko: WAAAANGST
-- On the Road of Missions --
Gaurds: RAWR
Kameko: ARGH.
Attack: *HAPPENS*
Kameko: KAMEKO SMASH
Kakashi: kk, I go bye bye for now
Kameko: WANGST WITH HORMONES
Naruto: O___o;;
**There is yet ANOTHER TIMEWARP. The READERS are getting SICK and TIRED of this. THEY get to the NEXT HOTEL**
-- In the Hotel Room Of Stripings --
Naruto: I'll leave you two alone with pretty-boy without teacher.
Kakashi: *elsewhere* Why are my perv-senses tingling?
Sakura: Right. STRIP, BOYO!
Sasuke: WTF!
** KAMEKO and SAKURA pin SASUKE to the FLOOR. But not for SEX.**
Sakura: You wear makeup?
Sasuke: >:[ I don't want to talk about it.
Sakura: Suddenly! Kameko, do a Jutsu!
Kameko: KK! I'll pick the one that surely won't make you suspicious of me!
Sakura and Sasuke: *become suspicious of her*
Kameko: I AM A GUD LYAR
Sakura: Even I was better than that when we were trying to see Kakashi's face.
Kameko: WANGST
**SAKURA LEAVES to get some FOOD. MEANWHILE, there are STILL NO SEXINGS.**
Kameko: *is sleeping*
Sakura: *comes back*
Sasuke: Shhh! She finally wangsted herself out.
Sakura: Aww, how cute!
Kameko: HUHWHU?
Sakura: I GOT FOODS!
**They sit down and EAT.**
Kakashi: OMG u 8 w/o me? WTF U R SOO MEEN!!12
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: Where have you been?
Kakashi: =D Killing peoples
Kameko: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: ...
Kakashi: Srsly, wut did you think?
Sakura: Icha icha, actually.
Kameko: I say we jump him
Kakashi: U fail. I'm healthy. No stripping or jumping on me.
Kids: U SUK. *sulk*
Kameko: I'd make a good housewife.
Sasuke: A better housewife than you make a ninja.
Kakashi: OMFG LOLZ BURN
Kameko: U GUYS SUK. I'M SLEEPING.
CHAPTER EIGHT -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: ARGH NIGHTMARE *ded* ... ok, i strip now
Room: I AM DIFFERENT
Kameko: *is paranoid with a kunai and stuff*
Teamates: WE WAKE UP NOW AND STUFF
Kameko: NOT A MORNING PERSON *goes to get food Ranma 1/2 style*
Naruto: I CUT YOU
Kameko: BUT RAMEN
Naruto: I LOVE YOU
Kameko: That was weird.
Naruto: NO U
Kameko: I ATTACK YOU ONIGIRI
Naruto: No, I think you're choking
Kameko: Oh. *GAK*
Everyone: *bickers*
-- ON THE ROAD OF MISSIONS --
Kameko: Gosh, this is boring.
They: *take a break*
Kakashi: Whoooooose a good nin? WHOSE A GOOD NIN??
Kids: WE ARE! WE ARE!
Kakashi: GOOOD NIN have a treat
Kids: YAY
Shadow: I am strange and mysterious!
Kameko: ... Ok, I'll bite.
Shadow: I GET YOU *GRABBY GRABBY* *is Mean Guy#2*
Kameko: OMFG ARGH
Mean Guy#1: CUT YOU
Kameko: ARGH *Kicks in face* *crotch-grab*
Mean Guy#2: MY NADS ;-;
Kameko: *runs like hell*
Kakashi: I AM STRANGLY ABSENT
Kameko: That's not good.
CHAPTER Nine-- The Real Chapter
Kakashi: Off you go! *shoos Matsushita off*
Naruto: rest now?
Kakashi: NO!
** KAKASHI makes them RUN ALL NIGHT. SAKURA and NARUTO attempt to GANG UP on him, but FAIL MISERABLY **
Naruto: THIS SUX
Kameko: NO U
Kakashi: Cut that out! Sleepy time now!
Kameko: ARGH NIGHTMARE
Kakashi: You're annoying. Go away.
-- In the Hall of the Hidden Eye Leaf village --
Kameko: OMG JUTSU!
Tsunade: Go AWAY ALREADY!
Kameko: wtf u suk!
** There is a TIMEWARP. Instead of doing BETTER, KAMEKO is doing WORSE **
-- In the streets of Konoha --
Jiraiya: BOO
Naruto: ARGH
Kameko: wtf iz dat u, naruto?
Naruto: You look like crap
Jiraiya: FLASH ME, BABEH
Kameko: WTF
Naruto: NARUTO SMASH
Jiraiya: I WAS LOOKING AT HER SEAL, OMG, YOU GUYS!
Kameko: Uuuuum ... RUN AWAY! *does*
Naruto: WTF
Jiraiya: Lol
-- At the Academy of Sneaky --
Naruto: BOO
Iruka: ARGH
Naruto: HELP ME STUDY
Iruka: YOU'RE WEIRD CUT THAT OUT
Naruto: wtf Iruka u r so meen!
Iruka: argh, fine, I'll help you be weird
Naruto: LUFF 4 U
--
I had to cut it off there, because I couldn't go any further without dissolving into IruNaru. *HEADDESK*
Chapter Ten -- The Real Chapter
Sasuke: *is kidnapped* What? No barrel?
Kameko: WTF NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING! *sulks*
Konoha: Lol!
-- At the Hotsprings of Homosexuality --
Yachi: I am almost nekkid and sexy!
Kameko: omg u pedo!
Yachi: Succumb to my lesbian hotspring powers!
Kameko: ... lol ok
Yachi: You my bitch now!
-- In the Streets of the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Kameko: PASSING OUT NOW *does*
Yachi: *takes her to the hotel* [:<
** ELSEWHERE! Kakashi: ... My pervert senses are tingling! (and I kinda like it) **
Kameko: *is dying*
Yachi: Ruin my fun, why don't you!
Kameko: *wakes up* omgwtf
Yachi: I teach you how to deal with seals, lol!
Kameko: Screw u, I'm training!
Genin: I think you are sewing people up.
Kameko: ... ok
Asuma: wtf u suck with needles ]:<
Kameko: Screw u! *goes off to find Naruto*
Naruto: Iz dat u kameko-chan?
Kameko: OMGGUESSWHAT
Naruto: OMGWHAT
Kameko: An older woman came on to me!
Naruto: SCORE
Kameko: NO her name is Yachi
Naruto: D=
Kameko: YES EXACTLY
Kakashi: *reads porn*
Chapter Ten -- The Real Chapter
Yachi: SURPRISE! I'm your teacher!
Kameko: DANCE OFF NOW ]:<
Yachi: Lol, I ttly pwned u
Kameko: I FIGHT YOU NOW
Yachi: No, I think you're drowning.
Kameko: Oh. BLARGH *drowns*
Kakashi: In a fit of OOC, I save the Marysue
Kameko: *barfs on him*
Kakashi: wtf bitch? Fuck, we're getting you drunk, lol
Yachi: OMG U GOT HER DRUNK! D<
Kameko: DANCE OFF AGAIN
Kakashi: *pwns them both*
Kameko: *can't hand the pwnitude and the awesomeness of Kakashi and runs*
Kakashi: FOOLISH LITTLE GENIN! YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CRAZY *bolas her down*
Kameko: Lol! *goes crazy on her legs*
Kakashi: ... okay, maybe I was wrong*
Kameko: Just wait until next chapter!
Kakashi: ... fick, I have to deal with you next chapter, too? *whimpers* I want my porn.
Before anyone gets confused, this was not meant to be funny. Just as a summery any/or chapter guide!
CHAPTER ONE -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: Here's the background =D
Kanaye: I'm only around long enough to yell at Kameko and goad her into the plot.
Natsu: I'm gender nuetral, and sensei loves me more than you losers.
Tanaka: YOU ALL SUCK. Go fight now, kthx
Kameko: I RUN AWAY INTO THE FOREST NOW. OMFG WUTZ THAT ARGH IT EATS ME
That: *is a piece of paper*
Kameko: ... let us never speak of this again.
** Kameko CAMPS in the WILDERNESS. This is supposed to show how RESOURCEFUL but PATHETIC she is, but is really just WORDY and ANNOYING**
CHAPTER TWO -- The Real Chapter
Spider: Ladeda
Kameko: OMFG GET IT OFF ME
Spider: Well, you're ugly, too!
** Kameko RUNS AROUND the FOREST and GETS LOST **
ANBU: RAWR
Kameko: ARGH
-- In Konoha, the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Tsunade: I am overworked and stuff!
ANBU: *dumps Kameko on the desk*
Tsunade: I told you I didn't want dead mice!
ANBU: It's a genin.
Tsunade: Oh.
Shizune: I'm only here long enough to go get someone else.
Ibiki: I AM MEAN AND RAWR *carries off Kameko*
-- In the Hall of Arguments with Old People --
Tsunade: I AM VIOLENT
Old People: We have logic!
Tsunade: The plot requires you to lose
Old people: FU--
-- In the Room Of Bareness and Rice Mush --
** Kameko is TIED UP. This makes her ANGST. The nin bring her RICE MUSH.This makes her ANGST some more **
Kameko: WAAAAANGST!
Guard: CUT THAT OUT
CHAPTER THREE -- The Real Chapter
Aoba: I'm just here for convience.
Kameko: You were dumb in the show. It's excusable.
-- Hall of Arguments with Old People --
Old Man: RAWR AND STUFF
Kameko: AAAAH
Tsunade: Trust in meeeeeee, oh, TRUST in meeee
Kameko: CUT THAT OUT
Tsunade: Oh, fine. But I get your shiny object!
** Kameko hands over her HITAI-ATE. This is meant to be DRAMATIC and MEANINGFUL, but is ruined by not being an ENDING SCENE **
-- Konoha, the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Kameko: I have a job! Which I am not getting paid for.
Watanabe: I YELL AT YOU AND STUFF
Naruto: I AM HERE FOR INSPIRATION
Kameko: It's not working.
Naruto: It's delayed effect.
-- Alley of Ninja Training --
Kameko: I train and waaaaangst!
Old woman: CUT THAT OUT *throws shoe*
-- Las Vegas Hokage Office --
** Tsunade is getting DRUNK instead of doing her WORK **
Tsunade: ... wut?
CHAPTER FOUR -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: WAAANGST!!!1
Iruka: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: NO! WAAANGST!!!1
Iruka: *HEADSMACK OF STUDENT SMITING*
Kameko: ok
Iruka: I AM PLOTTING HERE
Kameko: whatever.
** There is a TIMEWARP due to LAZINESS in the WRITER. Kameko gets a new TEACHER, Suzume, and WANGSTS **
Iruka: U suk
Kameko: NO U
Iruka: But what are your thoughts on flashbacks?
Kameko: ummm ... NARUTO
Iruka: WTF
Kameko: I sound like I have a crush on him now
Iruka: TOTALLY NOT PLOTTING HERE
** There is only a minor TIMEWARP here, but it still happens**
Kameko: I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!
Naruto: I BEAT THIS TREE UP
Kameko: WTF!!
Naruto: o hay dere
Kameko: wtf r u doing heer????
Naruto: walk on water now kthx
Kameko: can't
** Naruto REVERSE LOGICKS Kameko. This only works because he wants her to PROVE that she CAN'T. Apparently, she CAN **
Naruto: yey congrats =)
Kameko: waitamoment ...
Iruka: lolz ur on candid camera!
Kameko: screw u guys im gonig home >:(
CHAPTER FIVE -- The Real Chapter
** If this was a MOVIE, there would be a MONTAGE here to show Kameko's ADVANCEMENT**
Iruka: u haev a week will
Kameko: wtf
Iruka: haev dis =)
** Iruka gives Kameko a KONOHA HITAI-ATE. She doesn't want it. He makes her take it anyway**
Iruka: >:( screw u im not taechign u N-E-m0r
Kameko: WAAAANGST
** Because Kameko is a GIRL, this is the perfect time for a SHOPPING SPREE. She gets the same exact outfit, but in DIFFERENT COLORS **
-- Kameko's Apartment of Small Living Spaces --
Door: I'MMA BEING KNOCKED ON
Kameko: I DON'T WANT ANY
Door: STILL BEING KNOCKED ON HERE
Kameko: RAWR fine. wut u want?
Naruto: y halo dere kameko =)
Kameko: wut r u doign heer?
Naruto: want 2 go on a d8?
Kameko: ... ok
** Kameko and Naruto go on a DATE THAT ISN'T ONE. This, of course, has to happen at ICHIRAKU, the only place to eat at in KONOHA according to FANFICS **
Kameko: i need a spring partner
Naruto: ok im thinkian ummm hinta or sakura
Kameko: there teh only othr grrls rnt they?
Naruto: accrding 2 fnfics
Kakashi: Yo
Kameko: ARGH
Naruto: OMFG KAKASHI WTF
Kakashi: lolz
Naruto: I DRAMATIC AT YOU NOW
Kakashi: We have a mission!
Naruto: wut
Kameko: wut
Kakashi: Yes, and against all logic, bring the girl no one knows anything about and who hasn't made any attempt to get to know other people! She's clearly safe!
Naruto: lol ok
Kameko: I think I resent that
CHAPTER SIX -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: Ladeda ... on a mission ... not paying attention ...
Attack: *happens*
Jutsu: *is done*
Kameko: ARGH RUN AWAY
Fight: *is over*
Matsushita: YOU PUSSIES
Kakashi: NO U
Kameko: I DIE
Kakashi: Well, shit.
Sakura: WTF BITCH? *heals*
Kameko: lol
** There is yet another TIMEWARP. The readers are beginning to see a PATTERN. Kameko and Sakura CATCH UP with the others at the HOTEL **
Kameko: OMFG KAKASHI
Kakashi: wut
Kameko: TEHY ATACKED ME ;-; ;-; ;-;
Kakashi: wtvr
Kameko: WAAAAANGST!
Naruto: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: That jutsu is MEAN and EVIL. It almost keeled meh ded ;-;
Ninja: HOLLY CARP that's bad.
Kakashi: shut up already, I'm trying to read my porn.
CHAPTER SEVEN -- The Real Chapter
Sakura: STRIP FOR ME, BAYBEH!
Kameko: WTF!! WAANGST!
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT. Breakfast time!
-- Breakfast room of scarffing --
Sasuke: *is absent*
Naruto: *STUFF FACE*
Kakashi: Even I am morbidly facinated.
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT
Sasuke: *comes in* Kameko, u h0r >:[
Kameko: DANCE OFF NOW D<
Kakashi: I PWN BOTH U FOO'S!!
Naruto: WTF wuz up w/ dat?
Kameko: WAAAANGST
-- On the Road of Missions --
Gaurds: RAWR
Kameko: ARGH.
Attack: *HAPPENS*
Kameko: KAMEKO SMASH
Kakashi: kk, I go bye bye for now
Kameko: WANGST WITH HORMONES
Naruto: O___o;;
**There is yet ANOTHER TIMEWARP. The READERS are getting SICK and TIRED of this. THEY get to the NEXT HOTEL**
-- In the Hotel Room Of Stripings --
Naruto: I'll leave you two alone with pretty-boy without teacher.
Kakashi: *elsewhere* Why are my perv-senses tingling?
Sakura: Right. STRIP, BOYO!
Sasuke: WTF!
** KAMEKO and SAKURA pin SASUKE to the FLOOR. But not for SEX.**
Sakura: You wear makeup?
Sasuke: >:[ I don't want to talk about it.
Sakura: Suddenly! Kameko, do a Jutsu!
Kameko: KK! I'll pick the one that surely won't make you suspicious of me!
Sakura and Sasuke: *become suspicious of her*
Kameko: I AM A GUD LYAR
Sakura: Even I was better than that when we were trying to see Kakashi's face.
Kameko: WANGST
**SAKURA LEAVES to get some FOOD. MEANWHILE, there are STILL NO SEXINGS.**
Kameko: *is sleeping*
Sakura: *comes back*
Sasuke: Shhh! She finally wangsted herself out.
Sakura: Aww, how cute!
Kameko: HUHWHU?
Sakura: I GOT FOODS!
**They sit down and EAT.**
Kakashi: OMG u 8 w/o me? WTF U R SOO MEEN!!12
Sakura: CUT THAT OUT
Kameko: Where have you been?
Kakashi: =D Killing peoples
Kameko: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: ...
Kakashi: Srsly, wut did you think?
Sakura: Icha icha, actually.
Kameko: I say we jump him
Kakashi: U fail. I'm healthy. No stripping or jumping on me.
Kids: U SUK. *sulk*
Kameko: I'd make a good housewife.
Sasuke: A better housewife than you make a ninja.
Kakashi: OMFG LOLZ BURN
Kameko: U GUYS SUK. I'M SLEEPING.
CHAPTER EIGHT -- The Real Chapter
Kameko: ARGH NIGHTMARE *ded* ... ok, i strip now
Room: I AM DIFFERENT
Kameko: *is paranoid with a kunai and stuff*
Teamates: WE WAKE UP NOW AND STUFF
Kameko: NOT A MORNING PERSON *goes to get food Ranma 1/2 style*
Naruto: I CUT YOU
Kameko: BUT RAMEN
Naruto: I LOVE YOU
Kameko: That was weird.
Naruto: NO U
Kameko: I ATTACK YOU ONIGIRI
Naruto: No, I think you're choking
Kameko: Oh. *GAK*
Everyone: *bickers*
-- ON THE ROAD OF MISSIONS --
Kameko: Gosh, this is boring.
They: *take a break*
Kakashi: Whoooooose a good nin? WHOSE A GOOD NIN??
Kids: WE ARE! WE ARE!
Kakashi: GOOOD NIN have a treat
Kids: YAY
Shadow: I am strange and mysterious!
Kameko: ... Ok, I'll bite.
Shadow: I GET YOU *GRABBY GRABBY* *is Mean Guy#2*
Kameko: OMFG ARGH
Mean Guy#1: CUT YOU
Kameko: ARGH *Kicks in face* *crotch-grab*
Mean Guy#2: MY NADS ;-;
Kameko: *runs like hell*
Kakashi: I AM STRANGLY ABSENT
Kameko: That's not good.
CHAPTER Nine-- The Real Chapter
Kakashi: Off you go! *shoos Matsushita off*
Naruto: rest now?
Kakashi: NO!
** KAKASHI makes them RUN ALL NIGHT. SAKURA and NARUTO attempt to GANG UP on him, but FAIL MISERABLY **
Naruto: THIS SUX
Kameko: NO U
Kakashi: Cut that out! Sleepy time now!
Kameko: ARGH NIGHTMARE
Kakashi: You're annoying. Go away.
-- In the Hall of the Hidden Eye Leaf village --
Kameko: OMG JUTSU!
Tsunade: Go AWAY ALREADY!
Kameko: wtf u suk!
** There is a TIMEWARP. Instead of doing BETTER, KAMEKO is doing WORSE **
-- In the streets of Konoha --
Jiraiya: BOO
Naruto: ARGH
Kameko: wtf iz dat u, naruto?
Naruto: You look like crap
Jiraiya: FLASH ME, BABEH
Kameko: WTF
Naruto: NARUTO SMASH
Jiraiya: I WAS LOOKING AT HER SEAL, OMG, YOU GUYS!
Kameko: Uuuuum ... RUN AWAY! *does*
Naruto: WTF
Jiraiya: Lol
-- At the Academy of Sneaky --
Naruto: BOO
Iruka: ARGH
Naruto: HELP ME STUDY
Iruka: YOU'RE WEIRD CUT THAT OUT
Naruto: wtf Iruka u r so meen!
Iruka: argh, fine, I'll help you be weird
Naruto: LUFF 4 U
--
I had to cut it off there, because I couldn't go any further without dissolving into IruNaru. *HEADDESK*
Chapter Ten -- The Real Chapter
Sasuke: *is kidnapped* What? No barrel?
Kameko: WTF NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING! *sulks*
Konoha: Lol!
-- At the Hotsprings of Homosexuality --
Yachi: I am almost nekkid and sexy!
Kameko: omg u pedo!
Yachi: Succumb to my lesbian hotspring powers!
Kameko: ... lol ok
Yachi: You my bitch now!
-- In the Streets of the Hidden Eye Leaf Village --
Kameko: PASSING OUT NOW *does*
Yachi: *takes her to the hotel* [:<
** ELSEWHERE! Kakashi: ... My pervert senses are tingling! (and I kinda like it) **
Kameko: *is dying*
Yachi: Ruin my fun, why don't you!
Kameko: *wakes up* omgwtf
Yachi: I teach you how to deal with seals, lol!
Kameko: Screw u, I'm training!
Genin: I think you are sewing people up.
Kameko: ... ok
Asuma: wtf u suck with needles ]:<
Kameko: Screw u! *goes off to find Naruto*
Naruto: Iz dat u kameko-chan?
Kameko: OMGGUESSWHAT
Naruto: OMGWHAT
Kameko: An older woman came on to me!
Naruto: SCORE
Kameko: NO her name is Yachi
Naruto: D=
Kameko: YES EXACTLY
Kakashi: *reads porn*
Chapter Ten -- The Real Chapter
Yachi: SURPRISE! I'm your teacher!
Kameko: DANCE OFF NOW ]:<
Yachi: Lol, I ttly pwned u
Kameko: I FIGHT YOU NOW
Yachi: No, I think you're drowning.
Kameko: Oh. BLARGH *drowns*
Kakashi: In a fit of OOC, I save the Marysue
Kameko: *barfs on him*
Kakashi: wtf bitch? Fuck, we're getting you drunk, lol
Yachi: OMG U GOT HER DRUNK! D<
Kameko: DANCE OFF AGAIN
Kakashi: *pwns them both*
Kameko: *can't hand the pwnitude and the awesomeness of Kakashi and runs*
Kakashi: FOOLISH LITTLE GENIN! YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CRAZY *bolas her down*
Kameko: Lol! *goes crazy on her legs*
Kakashi: ... okay, maybe I was wrong*
Kameko: Just wait until next chapter!
Kakashi: ... fick, I have to deal with you next chapter, too? *whimpers* I want my porn.