Crack!Fic Naruto -- Slab of Stone
Crack!Fic Naruto
Title: Slab of Stone
Summery: Kakashi has issues, to say the least. Crack
Slab of Stone
Kakashi woke up around the time he was supposed to meet his students.
After a bit of yawning and stretching, he got dressed and stuffed his book into his pouch, heading down to the memorial stone. Obito ... Sensei ... the sins I carry ...
When he got there, he noticed that his normal spot seemed to be occupied.
"Why? Why you bastard?!" Naruto wailed, shaking his fist. "Why in to me?"
"All these people -- so honorable!" Sakura sobbed, her thin shoulders shaking. "They all died for a purpose, and I can't do anything!"
"... My name should be up there ... it will be one day," Sasuke said with deadly intent. "When I kill ... my brother!"
"What in the hell are you doing here?!" Kakashi demanded, storming up. "Who said you could stand here?!"
Naruto pouted at him while Sakura began wailing, tears rolling down her face, and the should-be-missing-but-curiously-wasn't Sasuke glared murder.
"Ne, Kakashi-sensei, anyone can stand here!" Naruto said, screwing up his face into a fox-grimace.
"No, they can't! This is my spot! Mine!" Kakashi snarled.
"You can't force us to leave," Sasuke said with an arrogant smirk.
Kakashi stared. He stared for a long moment. Then suddenly -- "Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu!"
A wall of water rushed from nowhere, slamming into his students and washing them away.
"Ha! Idiots. Always be aware of your surroundings," he said as he took his rightful place in front of the memorial stone, staring at it forlornly as it rained.
"I did a horrible thing today, Obito," he said, titling his head back to stare at the sky. "I attacked my students for no reason."
In a nearby tree, a crow let a feather fall from it's beak. "Aho! Aho!" it cried.
It was forcibly silenced by a kunai.
"My slab of stone," Kakashi murmured possessively.
-- El Fin
Inspired by sleep deprivation and
Can Sakura overcome her inability to let go of the past? Kakashi helps.
Mei: lol wut? Um ... no. Kakashi angst with a slab of stone for hours on end. He's not the guy you should ask. Maybe Naruto or Iruka or someone, but gods, not Kakashi.
Sophia: Maybe she wants to anst with a slab of stone, YOU NEED TO TAKE HER FEELINGS INTO CONCIDERATION!
Mei: She can anst with a slab of stone all she wants, but I'm not sure how Kakashi will take that
Sakura: ANST
Kakashi: wtf, get your own slab of stone! *drop kicks*
Sakura: ... WAAANGST
Title: Slab of Stone
Summery: Kakashi has issues, to say the least. Crack
Slab of Stone
Kakashi woke up around the time he was supposed to meet his students.
After a bit of yawning and stretching, he got dressed and stuffed his book into his pouch, heading down to the memorial stone. Obito ... Sensei ... the sins I carry ...
When he got there, he noticed that his normal spot seemed to be occupied.
"Why? Why you bastard?!" Naruto wailed, shaking his fist. "Why in to me?"
"All these people -- so honorable!" Sakura sobbed, her thin shoulders shaking. "They all died for a purpose, and I can't do anything!"
"... My name should be up there ... it will be one day," Sasuke said with deadly intent. "When I kill ... my brother!"
"What in the hell are you doing here?!" Kakashi demanded, storming up. "Who said you could stand here?!"
Naruto pouted at him while Sakura began wailing, tears rolling down her face, and the should-be-missing-but-curiously-wasn't Sasuke glared murder.
"Ne, Kakashi-sensei, anyone can stand here!" Naruto said, screwing up his face into a fox-grimace.
"No, they can't! This is my spot! Mine!" Kakashi snarled.
"You can't force us to leave," Sasuke said with an arrogant smirk.
Kakashi stared. He stared for a long moment. Then suddenly -- "Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu!"
A wall of water rushed from nowhere, slamming into his students and washing them away.
"Ha! Idiots. Always be aware of your surroundings," he said as he took his rightful place in front of the memorial stone, staring at it forlornly as it rained.
"I did a horrible thing today, Obito," he said, titling his head back to stare at the sky. "I attacked my students for no reason."
In a nearby tree, a crow let a feather fall from it's beak. "Aho! Aho!" it cried.
It was forcibly silenced by a kunai.
"My slab of stone," Kakashi murmured possessively.
-- El Fin
Inspired by sleep deprivation and
Can Sakura overcome her inability to let go of the past? Kakashi helps.
Mei: lol wut? Um ... no. Kakashi angst with a slab of stone for hours on end. He's not the guy you should ask. Maybe Naruto or Iruka or someone, but gods, not Kakashi.
Sophia: Maybe she wants to anst with a slab of stone, YOU NEED TO TAKE HER FEELINGS INTO CONCIDERATION!
Mei: She can anst with a slab of stone all she wants, but I'm not sure how Kakashi will take that
Sakura: ANST
Kakashi: wtf, get your own slab of stone! *drop kicks*
Sakura: ... WAAANGST