Crack!Fic Naruto -- The Afterlife is Boring
Crack!Fic Naruto
Title: The Afterlife is Boring
Summery: Obito and the afterlife. ShiObi . slash
The Afterlife is Boring
One Uchiha Obito was a little disappointed with the afterlife. If someone asked him, it needed more fun and excitement. They didn't ask, though, so it was boring. Whether they asked or not, though, he still bent every free moment to thinking up pranks and generally making a pain of himself. His fellow dead people seemed rather miffed, most of the time, and he chuckles to himself and says it's because he knows the lay of the afterlife better than they do.
It was a lot like Konoha, after all, and he is a thirteen year old boy. Life in the afterlife was a lot like living, only for some strange reason, in order to watch the living one had to be in closets. Obito felt cheated about that -- his eye was still alive down there, so why couldn't he use that?
He amuses himself by pulling his hitai-ate down over his empty eye socket like Kakashi does. He claims it's a mockery. The rest of the Uchiha clan roll their eyes at him. What? He so didn't think that damned Hatake guy was cool! (Even though he's a little envious at how fast he can spin out those seals).
He also plans to hit Itachi when that bastard finally gets here. He's glad for the company, but really, did he have to send everyone? That was a little over the top.
All in all, it was nice. Sort of boring, but nice. One didn't have to eat, and the sun never sets. No sleep was needed, or anything. A guy could talk all day to his friends!
There was just one thing that Obito wasn't sure about.
"Obito-kun! Ne, Obito, where are you?"
He shivers and presses himself back into the closest. Honestly, he was just checking up on Kakashi, but he had a feeling that wouldn't be the most pressing matter in a moment.
The door slid open, and one Uchiha Shisui stood blocking the only exit, one of those really weird smiles on his face that always made Obito's stomach jump nervously. "There you are, my cute little molestable dead relative!"
Obito squeaked. Shisui was just weird, but beyond that, he was weird. The closet quickly became crowded as it held not only a thirteen year old, but an eighteen year old -- and thank the ancestors they were ninja, and -- ah, flexible. "I - I was just ... checking in on ..." he stuttered, eyes growing wide as the door shut, "on ... Kakashi ..."
Some ten minutes later, he manages to escape. Rather red in the face, he can't help but be thankful that the afterlife allowed for 'temporary killings' -- in which he might stab a kunai through Shisui's eye, and the other Uchiha wouldn't get up for a few hours.
Honestly, Obito should have learned by now not to check in on Kakashi so much. He should have stopped after that first time Shisui cornered him in a closet, not increased the frequency of his checkups.
It was just -- um, that Kakashi needed checking up on. A lot. He totally didn't know how to take care of himself without Rin around to do it. And -- well. Um. Even if Obito wasn't able to do anything about it, he should still watch out for him. Er. Right. Um.
That in mind, maybe Obito should find another closet? In a few hours?
-- El Fin
This was written in a vague attempt to kick writer's block butt. Lol
Inpsired by Closet Case Or the Case of the Closet, Which Ever
Title: The Afterlife is Boring
Summery: Obito and the afterlife. ShiObi . slash
The Afterlife is Boring
One Uchiha Obito was a little disappointed with the afterlife. If someone asked him, it needed more fun and excitement. They didn't ask, though, so it was boring. Whether they asked or not, though, he still bent every free moment to thinking up pranks and generally making a pain of himself. His fellow dead people seemed rather miffed, most of the time, and he chuckles to himself and says it's because he knows the lay of the afterlife better than they do.
It was a lot like Konoha, after all, and he is a thirteen year old boy. Life in the afterlife was a lot like living, only for some strange reason, in order to watch the living one had to be in closets. Obito felt cheated about that -- his eye was still alive down there, so why couldn't he use that?
He amuses himself by pulling his hitai-ate down over his empty eye socket like Kakashi does. He claims it's a mockery. The rest of the Uchiha clan roll their eyes at him. What? He so didn't think that damned Hatake guy was cool! (Even though he's a little envious at how fast he can spin out those seals).
He also plans to hit Itachi when that bastard finally gets here. He's glad for the company, but really, did he have to send everyone? That was a little over the top.
All in all, it was nice. Sort of boring, but nice. One didn't have to eat, and the sun never sets. No sleep was needed, or anything. A guy could talk all day to his friends!
There was just one thing that Obito wasn't sure about.
"Obito-kun! Ne, Obito, where are you?"
He shivers and presses himself back into the closest. Honestly, he was just checking up on Kakashi, but he had a feeling that wouldn't be the most pressing matter in a moment.
The door slid open, and one Uchiha Shisui stood blocking the only exit, one of those really weird smiles on his face that always made Obito's stomach jump nervously. "There you are, my cute little molestable dead relative!"
Obito squeaked. Shisui was just weird, but beyond that, he was weird. The closet quickly became crowded as it held not only a thirteen year old, but an eighteen year old -- and thank the ancestors they were ninja, and -- ah, flexible. "I - I was just ... checking in on ..." he stuttered, eyes growing wide as the door shut, "on ... Kakashi ..."
Some ten minutes later, he manages to escape. Rather red in the face, he can't help but be thankful that the afterlife allowed for 'temporary killings' -- in which he might stab a kunai through Shisui's eye, and the other Uchiha wouldn't get up for a few hours.
Honestly, Obito should have learned by now not to check in on Kakashi so much. He should have stopped after that first time Shisui cornered him in a closet, not increased the frequency of his checkups.
It was just -- um, that Kakashi needed checking up on. A lot. He totally didn't know how to take care of himself without Rin around to do it. And -- well. Um. Even if Obito wasn't able to do anything about it, he should still watch out for him. Er. Right. Um.
That in mind, maybe Obito should find another closet? In a few hours?
-- El Fin
This was written in a vague attempt to kick writer's block butt. Lol
Inpsired by Closet Case Or the Case of the Closet, Which Ever