burt's bees

[meilane16]

'my tie' was really fun. i figured out who my date was friday night when jill was tipsy and i asked her straight up if it was my friend ben. she insisted it wasn't, but then finished with: "...but you wouldn't be disapointed if it was, would you?" friday night i swallowed a live goldfish at a tropical party which later made me feel really ill.

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[onebadidea]

Um, are you in a cult? Why did you have to swallow a live goldfish??

Dad would think you were buckling under peer pressure, you know.

I got a new sweater. It's awesome. It just came in the mail.

Did you see the goldfish bones on their way out?