Sweat, Baby, Sweat - The Picspam
For the "bodily secretions" square on my kink_bingo card. *eyebrow wiggle* Because I am lazy and didn't want to write a fic. OMG, MEILO MUST BE SICK. Yeah, probably. I'm totally fucked up on headache meds right now. But no, really, I think this is my first flail post ever. Be warned. Epic flail is epic. Striked out font will also be overused.
So, everyone sweats, right? Except for Ryan Ross because that asshole is a freak of nature. Well, okay, so Spencer, Jon, and Brendon sweat. It is infinitely sexy and so, so dirty. But how can one resist? I just wanna lick it off of them. NOM.
Ahem. So. Sweaty picspam away! \o/ (WARNING: VERY IMAGE HEAVY. SLOW CONNECTIONS BE WARNED.) Some of these get bigger if you click them. :D
For starters, let's have a Spencer.
Shh, you totally know he was sweating (if you watched the China video Zack posted recently).
But no really, for serious here.
Of course your drummer should be sweating. If your drummer is not sweaty after a couple of songs, you might have problems. Like, you know, a defective drummer. Beating the skins is no easy task, especially if you're super enthusiastic like Spencer Smith.
Observe.
Not to mention all those frilly/lacy shirts Ryan always put him in.
I'm sure Spencer here doesn't mind. He knows he's beautiful like that. BONUS TONGUE.
Spencer needs to work up a sweat more often. SOAKED SHIRT! \o/
But unfortunately, Spencer doesn't seem to be the really sweaty type, or photographers happen to completely ignore the fact that a sweaty Spencer is a sexy Spencer. Either way, the most chill person in the band tends to sweat more than Spencer, a certain Jon Walker.
Observe Jon's wet hair compared to Spencer's. But I digress.
See, Jon's got the right idea. Sweat is good. Usually cause it ends with you smelling like boy (at least, if you're a boy) which is probably the best smell ever. Besides Christmas, but I bet Jon smells good all the time anyway, whether he smells like Christmas or boy.
So calm, but sweaty. It's definitely the lights. Jon is still sexy.
Pit stains are hot, stfu. Not to mention, hello Jon's hip! *pets exposed skin*
I love it when guys' sweat soaks through their shirt. Idek, but it's so attractive.
Work it, you sexy, sweaty bastard! (Also, his shirt is drenched. *squee*)
And once Jon steps off the stage, he becomes so turned on by the pure scent of boy that he turns into a rabid sex fiend. Watch out, Zack, he's looking in your direction, haha.
And now I bring you, the one, the only, Brendon "Water Hose" Urie!
He is apparently appalled by this nickname. Sorry, bb, but it's true. (Which is why the focus of this spam is you!)
You better believe it, cutie.
Zack approved! (Once again, if you watched the before-mentioned China vid.)
Okay, enough dicking around. That's what he said.
Just as a forewarning, the next several pictures may make you squee uncontrollably (or hit me for thinking this is squee-worthy. It's whatever.) Just sayin'.
Ignore his hand about to venture into his underwear in favor of the sweat forming on his forehead and making his hair stick to his face.
Once again, ignore his attempts to distract you from the very obvious sheen just under his jaw. I wanna lick it, omg.
Guh. I just wanna run my fingers through his hair when it's like this.
I honestly have no words. Well, maybe one: hnnnngh.
If I ever met Brendon, someone would have to keep me from licking his face after a show. Zack could totally take me down with just his glare. Because really. Look at that. Beautiful.
Bonus neckporn and vein bulging with our sweat here. *lipbite*
Pit staiiiiiins! I want to steal one of his sweaty shirts someday. Seriously. Call me weird, see if I care.
The combination of his half unbuttoned, sweat-soaked shirt and the drop of sweat rolling down his chest. I can't even.
Goddamn, he's so hot it hurts. Ngh. (And by hot, I mean SWEATY!)
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
The first time I ever saw this, I probably jizzed my pants at least a couple times in a row. Is it weird that I want to suck the sweat out of his shirt? (I also want to bite his back muscles because damn, but that is another story entirely.)
And the coup de grâce. Holy damn, you are one sexy beast when you are sweaty as fuck, Mr. Urie. Don't make a rough sex joke, DON'T make a rough sex joke!
And now Brendon would like to leave the stage and get out of these nasty, sweaty clothes so that he can go do dirty things to his boyfriends take a nice, long shower. *nods*
While I'm at it, why not some bonus bodily secretions? Don't look ahead if you dislike urine or fake blood.
BONUS!:
Honestly. Boys. Boys. Now if only the cameraman had been on the OTHER side. Or, you know, they turned around. *evilgrin*
Spencer is totally into bloodplay. Zack is scared mortified.
Also. ASSFART.
Because I'm immature like that (and really high right now, oh my god, you guys have no idea). It's really just an exit sign. It literally means "drive out" if anyone cares.
Well, that concludes this fuckery picspam, thank you for stopping by. NOW GTFO SO I CAN HAVE WILD FANTASIES OF SWEATY, SMELLY MEN. I MEAN, trip fucking balls on my headache meds? GTFO SO I CAN SLEEP THIS SHIT OFF. *waves frantically*
So, everyone sweats, right? Except for Ryan Ross because that asshole is a freak of nature. Well, okay, so Spencer, Jon, and Brendon sweat. It is infinitely sexy and so, so dirty. But how can one resist? I just wanna lick it off of them. NOM.
Ahem. So. Sweaty picspam away! \o/ (WARNING: VERY IMAGE HEAVY. SLOW CONNECTIONS BE WARNED.) Some of these get bigger if you click them. :D
For starters, let's have a Spencer.
Shh, you totally know he was sweating (if you watched the China video Zack posted recently).
But no really, for serious here.
Of course your drummer should be sweating. If your drummer is not sweaty after a couple of songs, you might have problems. Like, you know, a defective drummer. Beating the skins is no easy task, especially if you're super enthusiastic like Spencer Smith.
Observe.
Not to mention all those frilly/lacy shirts Ryan always put him in.
I'm sure Spencer here doesn't mind. He knows he's beautiful like that. BONUS TONGUE.
Spencer needs to work up a sweat more often. SOAKED SHIRT! \o/
But unfortunately, Spencer doesn't seem to be the really sweaty type, or photographers happen to completely ignore the fact that a sweaty Spencer is a sexy Spencer. Either way, the most chill person in the band tends to sweat more than Spencer, a certain Jon Walker.
Observe Jon's wet hair compared to Spencer's. But I digress.
See, Jon's got the right idea. Sweat is good. Usually cause it ends with you smelling like boy (at least, if you're a boy) which is probably the best smell ever. Besides Christmas, but I bet Jon smells good all the time anyway, whether he smells like Christmas or boy.
So calm, but sweaty. It's definitely the lights. Jon is still sexy.
Pit stains are hot, stfu. Not to mention, hello Jon's hip! *pets exposed skin*
I love it when guys' sweat soaks through their shirt. Idek, but it's so attractive.
Work it, you sexy, sweaty bastard! (Also, his shirt is drenched. *squee*)
And once Jon steps off the stage, he becomes so turned on by the pure scent of boy that he turns into a rabid sex fiend. Watch out, Zack, he's looking in your direction, haha.
And now I bring you, the one, the only, Brendon "Water Hose" Urie!
He is apparently appalled by this nickname. Sorry, bb, but it's true. (Which is why the focus of this spam is you!)
You better believe it, cutie.
Zack approved! (Once again, if you watched the before-mentioned China vid.)
Okay, enough dicking around. That's what he said.
Just as a forewarning, the next several pictures may make you squee uncontrollably (or hit me for thinking this is squee-worthy. It's whatever.) Just sayin'.
Ignore his hand about to venture into his underwear in favor of the sweat forming on his forehead and making his hair stick to his face.
Once again, ignore his attempts to distract you from the very obvious sheen just under his jaw. I wanna lick it, omg.
Guh. I just wanna run my fingers through his hair when it's like this.
I honestly have no words. Well, maybe one: hnnnngh.
If I ever met Brendon, someone would have to keep me from licking his face after a show. Zack could totally take me down with just his glare. Because really. Look at that. Beautiful.
Bonus neckporn and vein bulging with our sweat here. *lipbite*
Pit staiiiiiins! I want to steal one of his sweaty shirts someday. Seriously. Call me weird, see if I care.
The combination of his half unbuttoned, sweat-soaked shirt and the drop of sweat rolling down his chest. I can't even.
Goddamn, he's so hot it hurts. Ngh. (And by hot, I mean SWEATY!)
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut.
The first time I ever saw this, I probably jizzed my pants at least a couple times in a row. Is it weird that I want to suck the sweat out of his shirt? (I also want to bite his back muscles because damn, but that is another story entirely.)
And the coup de grâce. Holy damn, you are one sexy beast when you are sweaty as fuck, Mr. Urie. Don't make a rough sex joke, DON'T make a rough sex joke!
And now Brendon would like to leave the stage and get out of these nasty, sweaty clothes so that he can go do dirty things to his boyfriends take a nice, long shower. *nods*
While I'm at it, why not some bonus bodily secretions? Don't look ahead if you dislike urine or fake blood.
BONUS!:
Honestly. Boys. Boys. Now if only the cameraman had been on the OTHER side. Or, you know, they turned around. *evilgrin*
Spencer is totally into bloodplay. Zack is scared mortified.
Also. ASSFART.
Because I'm immature like that (and really high right now, oh my god, you guys have no idea). It's really just an exit sign. It literally means "drive out" if anyone cares.
Well, that concludes this fuckery picspam, thank you for stopping by. NOW GTFO SO I CAN HAVE WILD FANTASIES OF SWEATY, SMELLY MEN. I MEAN, trip fucking balls on my headache meds? GTFO SO I CAN SLEEP THIS SHIT OFF. *waves frantically*