Keep It Real [NaNoRyRo 28]

Nov 28, 2010 19:04

Title: Keep It Real [NaNoRyRo 28]
Author: meiloslyther
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/clone!Ryan
POV: 3rd, original!Ryan-centric (oh, haha)
Summary: Ryan doesn't even know what the fuck.
Word Count: 375
Disclaimer: Entirely created from the recesses of my own diseased and fragmented brain case. This is what snorting word dust will do to you. :D Oh, and don't Google yourselves. Ever.
Beta: None.
Author Notes: Uhh, my ideas just keep getting weirder, y/n? Show of hands.

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Of course, Ryan had been wanting to clone himself for years, kind of an idle fantasy he'd been entertaining since puberty (really, what kind of self-respecting person wouldn't want to fuck themselves?), but he never actually thought it would happen. Without his knowledge and rather painlessly, might he add.

Ryan was mildly surprised, therefore, when he found a replica of himself sitting in the middle of his bed when he came home from tour. Naked.

Ryan blinked a little and stared. "Ryan?"

"Well no shit, Sherlock," the other Ryan shot back tonelessly, falling back onto the bed and stretching his long, long limbs. Ryan's long limbs. "Who did you think it was, the fucking Tooth Fairy?"

There was so much skin on display, even if it was skin Ryan saw every day, Ryan kind of blanked out a moment. Pot is the reason for this, he decided. "Where did you come from?"

"Well, when a boy loves himself very, very much-"

"Cut the crap. How did you get here. In my room."

"I came from your brain, genius. I'm wherever you want me to be," the other Ryan snapped back, crossing his arms behind his head and pillowing his head on his hands. "Turn around."

Ryan quirked an eyebrow at the other Ryan.

"Go on, turn around."

Ryan did, and suddenly the other Ryan was right there in front of him, grinning. Ryan jumped a little and stumbled backwards, but the other Ryan caught him and pulled him close.

"You know what the best part about coming from your brain is? I know everything you know, I know everything about you, and I know everything you want. So, you know, you could just shut up starting now until I'm finished with you."

Ryan barely had time to process that before the other Ryan was kissing him fiercely, walking him backwards towards the bed. He stripped Ryan of his clothes between kisses before shoving him down on the bed and straddling him.

"So you're just going to-?"

"Yep."

Ryan would have pondered how this was all possible if the other Ryan hadn't started to suck and nip at his neck, trailing down to his collarbone.

This was going to be a long, long night, Ryan realized.

nanoryro, content!crack, fic!standalone, weird shit happens to ryan, pairing!ryan/ryan, rating!pg-13

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