Dear Agony Aunt?

[mein_einsamkeit]

Lately I've become increasingly... concerned about two people that are very close to me. The problems, I've noticed, are almost identical in the fact that quite recently something has agitated them to the point where they behave strangely; very unlike themselves. Unfortunately, if I try to press the issue, they shut me out

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[white_lashes]

Get them drunk and make the confess. Chueca is having a special on happy hour tonight--buy one Liberty Lunch Launcher, get a free sombrero.

[mein_einsamkeit]

What? Why would I do that?

[white_lashes]

Because Chueca appreciates you patronage. And your ass in leather pants.

[mein_einsamkeit]

I don't go to places like that...

[italian_honour]

Why don't you just mind your own fucking business, eh?

[mein_einsamkeit]

... I wasn't talking about you.

[italian_honour]

I'm not retarded, retard.
Stay the hell away from my brother.

If I hear you've done anything, anything to him, I'm going to rip your macho body apart. Limb from Limb.

FFFFF O ROMA~

[mein_einsamkeit]

My point is that you shouldn't be telling people to mind their own business when it's not any of your business, ja yes?

Why? We're... friends.

Oblivious Feli takes it to a whole new level 8D

[loves_pasta]

Ve, ve ignore Romano, Ludwig.

You gotta give them a good, home-cooked Italian meal of course! Pasta and wine make everything better, ve!

THIS ALL YOUR FAULT! XD

[mein_einsamkeit]

I'll try...

Really? Do you think that y- that someone would like that?

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME <3

[loves_pasta]

Of course, ve! Everyone loves pasta and good red wine!

;n; DON'T RUB IT IN... WAIT, NO RUB THAT IN

[mein_einsamkeit]

Er, completely unrelated, but are you busy tonight?