haikus i should never have to use
hey neighbor of mine
i'm sorry to hear about
your dog and my goat
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mother-in-law i'm
sorry you had to see me eat
ice cream off of her
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my wife i am shamed
i did not mean for my part
to go where you fart
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to my paperboy
the puppy head was a joke
get your check next week.
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hello minister
i really did not mean that
is the bible fine?
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hey stupid mailman
stop looking at my porn-o mags
i like unstuck pages.
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goodbye third daddy
mommy says your penis sucks
she likes pussy more
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thanks wonder plumber
it must have been lots of work
getting that out of there
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so politician
i see that you are pro-life
for you, an omelette
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prisoner number
one four seven six five three two
i want back my soap
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now now little boy
did your mommy say you can
come into my van?
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miss street prostitute
i guess i should not ask now
if i can use checks
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hi bodybuilder
while you were out lifting steel
i slept with your wife
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miss new found widow
i did not know that it's wrong
to "crack" the new dead
more later, maybe