Meme time

[meinkrieg]

Ask me one question from each of these categories :

1. Love
2. Sex
3. Death

It doesn't matter how personal, raunchy or explicit the questions are, I will attempt to answer them as truthfully as possible. After you've asked your questions, post this meme in your journal. [I promise to reciprocate]

Comments

[one_user_less]

1. What is the most "extreme" (like Vioxx) thing you have ever done in the name of love? "Extreme" could be interchangeable with "romantic," "desperate," "intense," and/or "stupid."

2. Any regrets?

3. You have been convicted of a capital offense, and now face execution. Here are your options: being ejected in space where you would be forced to drift in the abyss until starvation or madness (suicide), painless death BUT then your body would be cooked and fed to the ringleaders of whatever cause you most crusade against (and they would relish your taste), OR a mosh pit full of lions on Vioxx?
shay

[one_user_less]

2. OR, if not regrets, last requests? (who, when, how) we're talking you're-about-to-die sex.
shay

[meinkrieg]

1. I would say that my entire affair I had when I was seventeen going into eighteen would be the most "desperate" or "stupid" thing. It's something that I'd definitely go back and change if I had the opportunity, at least.

2. About to die sex? I want to do a chick that's so coked to the gills she doesn't even know what month it is, let alone what's going on.

3. I'll take the pit of lions. Then everyone can say, "Hey, that's that guy that died in a pit of lions." I'd make it as good of a show as I could too: punching their noses, kicking, yanking tails...

Or I'd just attempt to run around until the Vioxx made them have a stroke and they died.

[meinkrieg]

1. Had to? I don't know. I love all of my friends to varying degrees, but there honestly aren't any of them that I could see myself falling in love with in a romantic manner. I know it's not the answer you're looking for, but it's the most truthful one I can give. Not being exactly a party animal or even extremely social, I've gone through the stages with most of my female friends of exploring our feelings, bla la lalala. If it was going to happen, it already would have.

2. Chicks that swallow. It's so hot, and I don't even know why.

3. Girlfriend, easy. Bros before hos. Even if your bro happens to be a ho. And by ho I mean girl. I still think the bro thing applies. Girlfriends are, hypothetically, a dime a dozen and unless I'm with my soulmate zomg -- no, you know what? She still gets the axe. That's how I roll.

[furyswrath]

1. Is it a feeling or a state of mind?

2. Have you ever had sex with a corpse in a darkened public bathroom, having been admitted into a psychiatric hospital after you learned it wasn't your fat, hairy ex who has spent much of his adult life working in a convenience store that you screwed madly while he sat completely silent and motionless?

3. Would you rather die before your significant other/wife/husband/pet salamander "Spanky"/sexually ambiguous partner/insert other half of your entire emotional existence because you wouldn't want a life without them, or die after them because you don't want them to suffer the rest of their time without you?

[meinkrieg]

1. It's a feeling and a state of mind. My problem, for the most part, is I can only ever get one or the other -- never both at the same time.

2. No.

And by no, I mean maybe. (I told you not to tell. :( )

3. The egoist in my says yes, let me die and skip the bullshit emofest that's going to come around when my wife or whatever dies. However, the honest answer is no, let them die first because I don't want to wish that sort of pain/sorrow/relief or whatever my own death would bring about.

[betweennaps]

1. is it better to have loved and lost or better not to have loved at all?
2. lights on or off?
3. slow and painful or short and painless?

heh. cliche. TOO BAD.

[meinkrieg]

1. It is, because at least you have a taste of it. I'd rather have a slice of pie and no more, and then know how delicious the pie was than to see a pie sitting in a window and pine for it forever more.

2. It depends, but I generally like to see the facial expressions: let's me know what I'm doing right or wrong.

3. Short an painless. Some fifty caliber aspirin for me pls.

[riabear]

1. Whom (or what) do you love more than anyone (anything) else in the entire universe?

2. What would you be like as a woman?

3. Are you afraid?

[meinkrieg]

1. Honestly? Me. I think that colours the way I deal with people and situations, and it usually does so in a negative way.

2. What would I be like? I don't know. What am I like as a man? You know better than almost anybody the skewed self-portrait of myself that I carry around: baseless insecurities, vague inadequacy issues that I offset with an outward showing of ego and machismo (at least until you get me alone and/or I let my guard down) and thing of that nature. I really don't know. Like I am now, just with more estrogen?

3. We should only fear the unknown, the uncertain, and death is certainly none of those things. It -is- coming for everyone, and there's nothing we can do to change that (at least within the scope of current science). So no, I'm not afraid of it. I'm wary of its timing, becayse Chaos is a cruel mistress and I'd hate for it to visit me, say, during game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals and I die without knowing the score or if my team wins or not. No, not afraid. Just wary.