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meinxxherz

Fourth Wall Day

Mar 20, 2010 16:20

Uhhh--

Welcome to--t-to the Elegante, uh.

Sergei's is--is--i-is actually getting kind of full...

All the--the bars on the ship are free. There, uh, there's one in the casino, too?

[FFF SWAMPED.]

fourth wall day, our father who art in heaven

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A wild Pikachu appears! thunderrat March 20 2010, 20:24:00 UTC

[Oh look! A little yellow critter is wandering around in the kitchen. It's not supposed to be in there and it knows it.]

FFFFF GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:29:23 UTC

[Herz catches the glimpse of yellow out of the corner of one black eye and whips around.

...What is that thing and why is it so cute.

The way it's walking kinda makes him think it could be sentient. Instead of approaching it, he lowers himself to his knees and calls to it.]

Uhm...Hh-Hey there. Little fella?

thunderrat March 20 2010, 20:32:09 UTC

Pi?

[It looks around.

HOLY CRAP GIANT GREENHAIRED GUY IS HE GOING TO EAT IT?

It looks angry now! Be careful, Herz, there are sparkles of electricity coming from its cheeks!]

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:42:02 UTC

[Herz recoils a bit, puts his hands up in surrender. If he's wrong and it's just a really awesome animal, he's not above running out of here like a scalded cat to avoid electrocution.]

I--I-I'm sorry. I didn't--I didn't mean to--t-to scare you. I won't hurt you. I promise.

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imnotyourgf March 20 2010, 20:25:40 UTC

Oh, don't tell me you visit the bars!

which version of her is this? meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:30:06 UTC

I--

Wh--well--

Some--sometimes?

...Who's this?

the version that is Sal's gf and goes to school with them imnotyourgf March 20 2010, 20:32:13 UTC

Shame. You're going to turn into your buddy.

...you're joking, right? I'm hurt.

Ooooh. meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:34:17 UTC

...

E--

E-E...Elisa?

I--I'm sorry, it's been--

It's been a-a-a-a while for me, I know that sounds weird but--but it has. You're--You're okay?

[A beat, then he's struck with an amazing idea.]

You should come to-t-to--to Sergei's!

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lucyhaswings March 20 2010, 20:30:12 UTC

UNCLE HERZ!

...

Hi!

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:32:34 UTC

Is--

...

. . .

A--a-a-are--are you...Lucy?

[He sounds really hopeful ;A;]

lucyhaswings March 20 2010, 20:34:20 UTC

No. I'm the Queen of England.

[Pause.]

Of course I am, you goof!

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:35:32 UTC

...

Wh--where are you?

[He really kinda wants to meet you.

y-you sound really nice and awesome.]

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singmeyoursoul March 20 2010, 20:33:37 UTC

Herziecakes! Glad to see you're getting along! How you been? Haven't been skimping on the Seabreezes, have you? Or maybe had too many?

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:36:02 UTC

...

...l--lorne?

singmeyoursoul March 20 2010, 20:40:40 UTC

Miss me?

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:43:20 UTC

Yyy--

Yes.

God I--I-I thought you were gone.

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omgawd_shoes March 20 2010, 20:34:51 UTC

Oh my god... honey, why am I here? I ~know~ I didn't fall asleep on a cruise ship.

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:36:33 UTC

Uhh--

He-hello. It--it happened to, uhm, all of us. The captain takes us. It--i-it's okay, though. You're safe.

omgawd_shoes March 20 2010, 20:38:45 UTC

Seriously? Hm...you sound cute. Why don't you show me around?

[You can hear the pink hearts in his voice. You know you can.]

meinxxherz March 20 2010, 20:44:32 UTC

[Herz is hesitant, cuz he knows his voice is a little misleading.]

Shhh-sure. I, uh, I've been here a--a-a while. Want I, uh, should--should come to you?

I'm Herz. By the--by the way.

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