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meishayuri

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Mar 21, 2008 13:27

I hate people. That is all.

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All this for $19.95. But wait...There's more!!! stormdancer80 March 21 2008, 19:38:06 UTC

I believe the time has come for us to mass produce and market the Darwinism machine. I don't have an actual market name that's catchy and that can be used to find it at Wal-mart. For those that don't know, it is a plain black box with a small hole in one side. This box needs to be plugged in, preferably to a really high voltage outlet. Above the hole is the following sign..."Do NOT put finger/tongue in hole." I'm sure you can see where this is going ( ... )

Re: All this for $19.95. But wait...There's more!!! meishayuri March 21 2008, 20:08:29 UTC

There is something delightfully wrong with you that makes me happy. The laughing hurt, but made me happy. :)

The reason why I hate people is because everyone keeps wishing me a happy easter. I keep wanting to say "May Ostara's magic rabbit shit multicolored eggs on your lawn."

Re: All this for $19.95. But wait...There's more!!! aurachad March 22 2008, 04:24:37 UTC

Ugh. Someone's gonna try to make me eat Ham on Sunday. Somone please explain to me how the hell ham figures into a guy rising from the dead and a bunny all on the same day.

Re: All this for $19.95. But wait...There's more!!! meishayuri March 22 2008, 14:16:34 UTC

I have no idea how pork figures into a Jew dying and a bunny crapping multicolored eggs.

Kitteh 4 U catarzyna March 21 2008, 22:31:05 UTC

rain_oubliette March 21 2008, 22:34:52 UTC

As an atheist, I say, "Easter? Damn! I need to hurry home and get my rabbit traps ready!"

meishayuri March 22 2008, 14:23:09 UTC

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :::WHEEZE::: I had this picture in my head of the Easter Bunny being caught in a leg trap. No, not that Easter bunny, but this Easter bunny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcrg0B_yJAo