Your Mom Gave Me A Job.

[mekh]

Man, I sure wish I got up earlier so I could've went to Chinatown in a timely fashion to see the fireworks. I hope everyone has a wonderful year of the dog, the tastiest forbidden domesticated animal

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[toid]

you can earn your bread by selling yourself on craigslist as a dominatrix. be sure to include photo(s) of your penis.