It's Also Appropriate To Use Topical Subject Lines.

[mekh]

If you are invited to a party, are you prone to showing up with a bottle of wine and cordially greeting your host, or do you barge on in, spit in the host's face, microwave his cat, and flip over his coffee table? Chances are, you don't do the latter. There are certain rules that you must follow in this world. Just like the real world, the internet

Comments

[asugarhigh]

!!!!!!!!!!!

#@!%!%

[mekh]

OH NO.
A PACK OF EXCLAMATION POINTS.

The only time they travel in packs is to HUNT.
OH SH.

SUNUVA.

[mekh]

NO.
INTERNET FADS ARE FORBIDDEN.
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN.
FEEL THE FURY OF THE LOCK.
CAPS LOCK.

[stellarichards6]

capitalization is my foe. your post was entertaining though.

did that rhyme?!

[mekh]

You will embrace it.
You will feel the power of the shift key.
It will take you and you will love it.

And since it wasn't capitalized, no, it didn't rhyme.

SPEAKING OF PUNCTUATION;

[stillbjorn]

How can anyone respect a grown adult when they can't figure out how to use the shift key properly and they can't spell definitely?

Shouldn't you have put the word "definitely" in quotes?

This error completely ruined my reading experience. Instead of being helped, I feel as though I am now worse at being on the internet than I was yesterday.

[mekh]

No.

[phz3dztort1on]

I don't know if this is what you'd call genius or the ideas of a madman. A man who enjoys childrens shows....frigtheningly plastic children....