Comments | mel: So far keeping it together's been enough

mel

So far keeping it together's been enough

Nov 02, 2005 20:57

I don't think I'll ever figure men out, honestly.

Why don't they come with manuals? They really should.

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memesis November 3 2005, 07:30:44 UTC

"We anthropomorphize most what we understand least" - that is, the things that confuse us most, like computers, get assigned traits normally reserved for our fellow human beings.

mel November 9 2005, 05:03:11 UTC

Hi Bill.

memesis November 9 2005, 20:07:17 UTC

Hi yourself :)

mordru November 5 2005, 14:53:40 UTC

I've figured out long ago why women don't come with manuals, there aren't enough trees left in the world........:P

mel November 9 2005, 05:05:06 UTC

Women are easy. Just lie to us and tell us we're the most beautiful woman in the world to you, and that our pants never make us look fat. Then buy us more ice cream. (cookies and cream ice cream, plz)

mordru November 22 2005, 23:15:37 UTC

I think that is where I'm going wrong.
I'm not doing the lying part......

wharry November 7 2005, 16:08:58 UTC

They do come with a manual.

It says 'Tug here', with a pretty diagram.

mel November 9 2005, 05:03:47 UTC

*pulls your nose hair*

Is it working yet?

coldcontrol November 9 2005, 05:04:49 UTC

*Such* an easy joke to make here.

mel November 9 2005, 05:05:38 UTC

Oh?

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